Jody Rodney
@jodyworks.bsky.social
For consideration regarding Sexual Assualt, press 4.
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
For consideration regarding Sexual Assualt, press 4.
Well, every one of those folks also has a magically healing ear…so...
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Well, every one of those folks also has a magically healing ear…so...
Honestly, he has the best face for the new Nuremberg Trials. Can’t wait!
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Honestly, he has the best face for the new Nuremberg Trials. Can’t wait!
I think Dump’s new hairdresser used to do Vanilla Ice. That hair keeps getting taller and weirder.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I think Dump’s new hairdresser used to do Vanilla Ice. That hair keeps getting taller and weirder.
Dump dun dun dun dun DUN DUN<<violin>>
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman...
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman...
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dump dun dun dun dun DUN DUN<<violin>>
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman...
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman...
I’m starting to think that the Republicans don’t actually know who receives SNAP benefits. It’s as if they were informed by Fox News or something.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m starting to think that the Republicans don’t actually know who receives SNAP benefits. It’s as if they were informed by Fox News or something.
I'm pretty sure he was holding his pinky to the corner of his mouth when he typed that.
a bald man is sitting in a chair with his finger in his mouth and the words `` one billion '' above him .
Alt: a bald man named dr. Evil is sitting in a chair with his pinky finger at the corner of his mouth and the words `` one billion '' above him .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm pretty sure he was holding his pinky to the corner of his mouth when he typed that.
Notice that this appears in the Opinion section. The @nytimes.com has failed America as a news source.
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Notice that this appears in the Opinion section. The @nytimes.com has failed America as a news source.
You still need an entry and an exit from a bunker.
It can be sealed.
It can be sealed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You still need an entry and an exit from a bunker.
It can be sealed.
It can be sealed.
How about a Day After viewing party?
(am I dating myself?)
(am I dating myself?)
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How about a Day After viewing party?
(am I dating myself?)
(am I dating myself?)
“What are those ideas?”
“well, we can’t just tell you."
“well, we can’t just tell you."
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“What are those ideas?”
“well, we can’t just tell you."
“well, we can’t just tell you."
Because they can blame someone else- the person that lied.
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Because they can blame someone else- the person that lied.
Greeeeeeaaaat. Our National Security is now in the hands of GrabADrone? Ugh.
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Greeeeeeaaaat. Our National Security is now in the hands of GrabADrone? Ugh.
She can't take them with her to jail.
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
She can't take them with her to jail.
You have to get the Sandra Bullock's Ocean’s Eight in there too…
And maybe the Goonies.
And maybe the Goonies.
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You have to get the Sandra Bullock's Ocean’s Eight in there too…
And maybe the Goonies.
And maybe the Goonies.
And restore the east wing and the rose garden.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And restore the east wing and the rose garden.
But like everything else he’s doing, no one is stopping him.
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
But like everything else he’s doing, no one is stopping him.
Maybe we’ll eventually get the files internationally. There’s nothing Mike Johnson can do about that.
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe we’ll eventually get the files internationally. There’s nothing Mike Johnson can do about that.