Jody Cook
@jodycook.bsky.social
Just some guy who lives in your phone
Hawaiian Aisles would be a great name for a grocery store
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hawaiian Aisles would be a great name for a grocery store
🎶A man selling ice cream🎶
February 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
🎶A man selling ice cream🎶
Call that girl a poet cause she’s giving me the limer-ick
January 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Call that girl a poet cause she’s giving me the limer-ick
Hey @grouponlobotomy.bsky.social , for what it’s worth I have followed you for a long time on Twitter and am so happy to see you on Bluesky. I’m sorry people are being dicks.
January 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hey @grouponlobotomy.bsky.social , for what it’s worth I have followed you for a long time on Twitter and am so happy to see you on Bluesky. I’m sorry people are being dicks.
In my dream, my mom told me about a show called “Danny DeVito: Train Master.” Not sure what the premise was but I woke up kinda bummed I can’t check it out
January 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In my dream, my mom told me about a show called “Danny DeVito: Train Master.” Not sure what the premise was but I woke up kinda bummed I can’t check it out
The music in Metaphor: ReFantazio sounds like Fred Schneider speaking in tongues
December 22, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The music in Metaphor: ReFantazio sounds like Fred Schneider speaking in tongues
Bianca, the coziest queen
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Bianca, the coziest queen
OINK OINK as knuckle tats
April 20, 2024 at 1:06 AM
OINK OINK as knuckle tats
Okay but when are we going to have a trailer with a slow, mournful rendition of “Mambo No. 5?”
March 4, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Okay but when are we going to have a trailer with a slow, mournful rendition of “Mambo No. 5?”
Dave the Helldiver? Is this anything?
February 14, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Dave the Helldiver? Is this anything?
A lot of you would feel a lot more seen if we added Complaining as a love language
February 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
A lot of you would feel a lot more seen if we added Complaining as a love language
2024 prediction: Uber finds itself embroiled in scandal after charging surge pricing during a mass casualty event
January 24, 2024 at 7:47 AM
2024 prediction: Uber finds itself embroiled in scandal after charging surge pricing during a mass casualty event
He’s more microplastics now than man
July 3, 2023 at 5:53 AM
He’s more microplastics now than man
Really can’t express how often this phrase pops into my head 25+ years later
June 13, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Really can’t express how often this phrase pops into my head 25+ years later
Just had a vision of a t-shirt with Cillian Murphy’s picture with the text “Feelin’ Cilly” and couldn’t keep it to myself
June 10, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Just had a vision of a t-shirt with Cillian Murphy’s picture with the text “Feelin’ Cilly” and couldn’t keep it to myself