I once tried to be a person who says, “if I had my druthers.” I said it once & was nearly roasted into oblivion by a friend. It’s been 30 years & she still makes fun of me for it.

It knows.

And it’s hilarious.

We’ll find out! I will have the most blinged-out wheelchair insurance will buy.

Oops! I like to alternately forget or double pay my electric bill.

By ass was made for sitting!

I have a lawyer! I hope it helps. I’m not sure how you prove bad vision.

WOW. That does not bode well for me.

JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THE NEED! This country is ass.

I get salty whenever someone says to me, “people who don’t need it get it & people like you have to fight.” My response, “that’s not a thing.”

I did burn myself trying to pull off a pepperoni, so . . .

I hope it tastes as good as it looks & smells. I’m waiting for it to cool off.