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Okay, moving over. Feeling like I should just keep my bag packed. Bringing the cats, ofc
PSA to parents of graduates: Please help your son remove the tacking on his shiny new suit. He knows not of this strange new world.
May 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Lovely view to wake up to
February 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Maya eggs going into the fridge for an overnight soak. See you tomorrow, my little pretties!

seonkyounglongest.com/mayak-eggs/
January 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by jodi's twitchy
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
How I birthed this particular child will always be a mystery to me
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I wonder if Alaskans or Norwegians come in from outside saying, "Brrr! It's cold outside!"
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Speaking for a generation

youtube.com/watch?v=RMSx...
youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There is something about that lovely raisin peeking out from under the thin layer of oatmeal cookie dough that just makes me so happy. 🍪
January 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's hard for a diner to do breakfast badly. Breakfast is breakfast. But it's harder for a diner to do breakfast well. Love when we find that diner. #unclecharliesfinerdiner
January 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Estimating how much time I spent on FB over the past 20 years, at ~2 hours per day, brings me to a whopping 14,600 hours, or 1.67 years.

GAH! Looking back at the huge amount of algorithmic 💩 I scrolled through disgusts me! What an effing waste of time/ life. #breaktheaddiction #dopamine
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What should a government's charge be?
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Quit FB after TWENTY years. Amazed I don't miss it -- at all. Amazed how much my passion for reading has returned. #nolongerscrolling #byezuck #hellolibrary #dontbotherme
January 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Um, yo, Stress and Anxiety. I don't recall inviting you in. Please see yourselves out. #crapweek
January 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Some old white guys from Boston showing how old white guys should be

youtube.com/watch?v=AsrY...
youtube.com
January 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Find a way to make a difference in your community, folks. It truly is the balm that soothes the angst of this era.
January 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wordle 1,299 2/6

Yeah, baby!

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January 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Car shopping in frigid weather is "Oh just give me th- th-that one. Yeah I'm sure. Don't care if it's baby poo green. As long as the heater works, just G- G- GIVE IT TO ME!
January 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by jodi's twitchy
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Car shopping with a feel like of 16°. Good gawd. 🥶
January 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am increasingly convinced that ADD and ADHD are superpowers 💪🏻

Prove me right or prove me wrong
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
December 31, 2024 at 11:14 AM
When I fall in love with a book, and find someone I think would also love it, I lend it to them

Never have I ever had a book returned to me

Obv I need a new lending system
December 31, 2024 at 3:30 AM
No, Ma, you may not have your chair back. Fuggedaboutit. #catsofbluesky
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Decided to have my #kolkatachai in my oatmeal this morning. Raisins and walnuts mixed in. Amazing. kolkatachai.co
December 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Jiji's bedtime routine starts with him leaning casually against the bar -- which is propping an elbow up on my leg -- and looking all sleek and urbane.
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM