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Jodi 🏴‍☠️💜💙
@jodalyn.bsky.social
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✨Hi, allll! I'm Jodi! ✨

Late 20s | She/They | Silly little tumblr guy who broke out of containment | Writer, gifmaker, rambler, clown 🤡 | Crew For Life 🏴‍☠️ | 🔞

saltpepperbeard on tumblr and jodalyn on ao3! 💜
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laughing at dad’s shade and then having to contend with the fact that there’s a very real possibility that hbo made up whatever excuse they could to cancel our show simply because it was too gay for their corporate standards, despite it having some of the best numbers and being deemed a flagship
A meme of Steve Harvey. There are two pictures of him, one overlaid over the other. The one on the laugh is him laughing, and the one on the right is him holding a fist to his mouth, looking serious and somewhat concerned or nervous.
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Inn-terrupted

Rated E | Innkeeper Era | 4.3k | Sequel One-Shot

Ed and Stede are back at it again in a direct sequel to Front of House. Only this time, they're not so lucky with the whole front door situation...

archiveofourown.org/works/72662416
A banner for an Our Flag Means Death fanfiction, titled "Inn-terrupted" by Jodalyn. It's an edited screenshot of Stede Bonnet from Season 2 Episode 8 of Our Flag. He's on the porch of his and Ed's soon-to-be-inn, smiling at Ed off to his side.
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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So very excited to be posting a fic for this fun challenge! 💜💙

Ed and Stede are back at it again in a direct sequel to Front of House. Only this time, they're not so lucky with the whole front door situation...

archiveofourown.org/works/72662416
A screenshot of an AO3 title, user, and summary. The fic is called Inn-terrupted, by Jodalyn, and the summary reads: There were plenty of ways to handle a guest walking in on them mid-intercourse, as Ed would put it. There were so many different ways it could and should be handled. Playing it off as though it was something else, some sort of trendy stretch routine, for example. Or casually saying that there was “nothing to see and that they should move on,” maybe even with a little captain-ly bite if necessary. Or, hell, maybe even just freezing and waiting until the guest fucked off before carrying on their merry way. Actually, maybe the most sensible thing to do would be to bend completely over Ed, to shield his privacy the best he could and take the brunt of the new eyes on them. Something like that. Anything like that. Anything better than what Stede ended up doing. After dealing with a shitty guest and performing some, er, front of house duties, Ed and Stede think they're in the clear for a long, exciting night. But wait, did they actually lock the door and close their inn...? Written for OFMD Whoops Weekend Day 1 Prompts: "urgent" | interrupted in the act | clang!
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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bUT tHE NuMBeRS wEREN’T tHERe
A reaction image of a young boy. His eyes are rolled up and his face is pulled into a theatrical expression, as though he’s strongly mocking someone.
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Happy late night #SexualSunday !Enjoy a WIP for #WhoopsWeekend 💙💜

These two goofs are at it again in their inn. Surely nothing will go wrong this time…👀🚪
A Screenshot of an Our Flag Means Death fanfiction wip. It reads: No work. No interruptions. Just them and their heated night. “So, what do you say, babe?” Ed purred when their mouths eventually parted, his lips puffy and slick. “Gonna check in?” “Mm, only if my favorite room’s available,” Stede purred right back. “Pssh, it’s not only available, it’s reserved just for you.” “Oh, yeah?” “Mhm. A Zangy and Tangy exclusive package.” “Oh, how wonderful. I do love an exclusive package,” Stede said, reaching to give some soft strokes to another exclusive package, earning a blissful, groaning sigh. “Not to mention that the views are absolutely unbeatable.” “Oh yeah?” Ed breathily asked. A Screenshot of an Our Flag Means Death fanfiction wip. It reads: “Yes. The most exquisite sight across the seven seas. One I’d gladly pay an upcharge for.” “Please. Like those views aren’t also reserved for your eyes only, love. No upcharge necessary.” “Wow,” Stede said, blushing and pulling his hands back up to frame his beloved’s beautiful face. “How fortunate am I to have such a perk.” “Mm.” Ed met him for another sweltering kiss before pulling back, a certain glint in his eyes. “That’s not the only perk you have either. Know what else?” “What’s that?” “Express check-in. Can skip right over the paperwork and keys and shit and get right to the good stuff,” Ed said before suddenly dropping back against the counter, pulling his legs towards his chest and baring, well, those unbeatable views.
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Trying so dang hard to push past Bad Brain and actually work on something for one of the numerous October writing prompts
A screenshot/meme of a boy looking off camera, straining to the point where numerous veins are dramatically bulging out of his neck and forehead.
October 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A reaction image of a man smoking a copious amount of cigarettes. He has his head resting against his hand and his eyes closed, and has numerous cigarettes photoshopped in hand, as well as one behind his ear and hanging out of his mouth.
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A screenshot of Rhys Darby from one of his videos, but a clown makeup filter has been put on his face. He’s subsequently looking into the camera with a red nose, an overpainted red mouth, and blue triangles over his eyes.
September 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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“Reposted by Merryfinches💕🌈🏴‍☠️”

YOU
A meme/reaction image of a cat. It’s being held down on its back by a single hand, and looks very shocked. There’s some scattered dirt on the ground behind it, suggesting it had previously committed some kitty crimes
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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rare footage of me sending off manifestations and good vibes btw
🤞🕯️🏴‍☠️💙💜

#SaveOFMD #OFMDGifs #ForRhysie
September 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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DO IT FOR HIM!!! 💙🏴‍☠️

#SaveOFMD #ForRhysie
An edited photo of Stede Bonnet from Ep 7 Season 2 of Our Flag Means Death. He’s looking right into the camera with an open-mouthed smirk.
September 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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THIS IS SENDING MEEEEEE
A screencap of Rhys Darby. A clown makeup filter has been put over his face so that he has red lips, a red nose, and two blue triangles over his eyes.
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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KEEP IT GOING KEEP IT FLOWING 🏴‍☠️

#SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew #OFMD #OFMDGifs
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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For Rhysie. For David. For us.

For LOVE!

#SaveOFMD #OFMD
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Universe: I (temporarily) took this opportunity from Rhys 😈

David:
A meme/reaction image of Michael Jordan. He’s sitting and conducting an interview, looking off camera and articulating with his hands as he speaks. The caption reads “…and I took that personally.”
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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rare footage of the our flag fandom on this day
A screenshot of a little dog on a bed or couch staring right into the camera. There’s a layer of red painted over the dog, with the opacity set low so it looks like a red wash. There’s a caption that reads, “he is red because he wants to fucking kill you.”
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Feels appropriate to post this again for some reason 🧐🏴‍☠️

#OFMD #OFMDGifs
August 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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me when the universe brings us back season 3 of the highly acclaimed tv show our flag means death
A screenshot of a dog in front of a vibrant sunset. The dog is “smiling” toward the camera with some flowers hanging out of the side of its mouth. The sunset behind it is extremely vibrant with yellows and purples.
August 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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one look and I surrender

Rated T | Canon Divergence S2 Ep4 | 2.9k | One Shot

What if Ed's little lean in following Stede's "I love everything about you/love being near you" wasn't interrupted?

archiveofourown.org/works/69076176
An OFMD fanfiction banner titled "one look and I surrender by jodalyn." The banner is Ed and Stede in Season 2 Episode 4. They're seated on a couch, with Ed smiling softly at Stede. Stede's back is to the camera and he's looking at Ed.
August 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The “Always has been” meme captioned for Our Flag Means Death. Pictured are two astronauts in space, with earth in the background. Both astronauts are turned to face it, but one is holding a pistol and aiming it at the back of the other’s head. The caption above the astronaut without the gun reads “Wait, Our Flag is still savable?” And the caption above the astronaut with the gun reads “Always has been.”
August 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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yeah yup mhm.
A photo of Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby at the Next Goal Wins premiere. They are cropped from the torso up. Taika is leaning in to embrace Rhys, with his hand flat across Rhys' chest. His head is nestled very close to Rhys', almost like he's a cat affectionately headbutting him. Rhys is looking off-camera and grinning.
August 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Just as shocked as yall to be saying Happy #WipWednesday ✨

You thought Ed folded like a lawn chair in S2Ep4?

Well, what if that fast burn was EXPLOSIVE? 🙏💋

(saw a lot of people saying they should’ve kissed on the couch and i Agreed)
A Screenshot of a fanfiction wip from Our Flag Means Death. It reads: And yet, after it all, after everything… He still found himself loving Stede. God, fuck, he still loved Stede. And missed him. And wanted to be around him—wanted to breathe the same air. He wanted to laugh with him, to cry with him, to eat with him, to sleep with him. He wanted to have what they had a few months prior. He wanted to tell him all that and more. That was so much too though. Hadn’t been back together for a whole day, hadn’t even fully processed everything, only to have all that spill off his aching tongue? Nah; he couldn’t be too much. …But a kiss… A kiss could carry all of that. A kiss could say everything he couldn’t. A kiss could package those sentiments, tie them off with a pretty little bow, and hand them directly to Stede’s soul. And maybe he could even throw a little nip in there, too, a little something that said he was definitely still a bit angry and definitely not an absolute goner. So, yeah. Maybe…he could? Maybe it was worth a shot? And hell, really, where was there to go but up, after he had been at rock-fucking-bottom? Tattered and torn, back from the Gravy Basket, where he had had nothing? …Only for everything to be staring at him so gently, so…expectantly? Okay, yeah, he had to. He had to try.
August 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A screenshot of Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development. She's in a car, looking over her shoulder and yelling. The caption reads, "Whore!"
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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A reaction image of a woman looking off-camera, as though speaking to someone in an interview setting. She looks very serious and the caption reads, “I would like to see it.”
June 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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rOWWWWAAAANNNN!!! 😭😭😭💜💜💜
The one meme of the little girl scream-crying-laughing while getting a vaccine, except it's been photoshopped to include a bunch of hearts spiraling out from around her, as though she's absolutely caterwauling in her emotions.
May 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM