Jo-Cyanide
@jocyanide.bsky.social
metal gear is back and I'm here for it
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Jo-Cyanide
@jocyanide.bsky.social
· Feb 7
Release Date CONFIRMED for Metal Gear Solid Delta - Future of Delta Speculation and Rumors
YouTube video by Jo-Cyanide
youtu.be
New video where I baselessly speculate on what may be yet to come in regards to MGS Delta news.
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA
Zillow icon became Halloween-ified. "OoOh, you vill not find houzing! Ze market is getting vorse!"
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Zillow icon became Halloween-ified. "OoOh, you vill not find houzing! Ze market is getting vorse!"
I think I speak for everybody when I say I will not be playing Fox Hunt unless they add Soviet engineer.
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think I speak for everybody when I say I will not be playing Fox Hunt unless they add Soviet engineer.
My contribution to Nier on wplace, thanks to @windydaysart.bsky.social @takakakakari.bsky.social for helping
August 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My contribution to Nier on wplace, thanks to @windydaysart.bsky.social @takakakakari.bsky.social for helping
If I had uncontrollable laser powers I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If I had uncontrollable laser powers I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
Ghosts are redditors. The fact that you can only rouse them with very specific rituals means they only respond to deep cut references that very few will get.
July 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ghosts are redditors. The fact that you can only rouse them with very specific rituals means they only respond to deep cut references that very few will get.
Imagine how fast first responders are in the MGS universe. "Operator, there's someone in my house!" and they just instantly walk through the door.
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Imagine how fast first responders are in the MGS universe. "Operator, there's someone in my house!" and they just instantly walk through the door.
DS2 is getting incredible reviews. I still need to play the first one, it's in my library. DON'T SPOIL ME!
Also should I play the original or the director's cut?
Also should I play the original or the director's cut?
June 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
DS2 is getting incredible reviews. I still need to play the first one, it's in my library. DON'T SPOIL ME!
Also should I play the original or the director's cut?
Also should I play the original or the director's cut?
It's so funny when someone online calls you a zoomer for not knowing their favorite YouTuber.
Like no. I saw Chocolate Rain live in 1979, it's the other way around kiddo.
Like no. I saw Chocolate Rain live in 1979, it's the other way around kiddo.
June 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's so funny when someone online calls you a zoomer for not knowing their favorite YouTuber.
Like no. I saw Chocolate Rain live in 1979, it's the other way around kiddo.
Like no. I saw Chocolate Rain live in 1979, it's the other way around kiddo.
I hope Foxhunt turns out good. I think there's still a place in the gaming landscape for MGO and it's disheartening to hear from them that they disagree.
June 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hope Foxhunt turns out good. I think there's still a place in the gaming landscape for MGO and it's disheartening to hear from them that they disagree.
Having someone beat the difficult part of a game for me but instead it's my fiance, the game is Animal Crossing, and the difficult part is retaining my interest.
June 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Having someone beat the difficult part of a game for me but instead it's my fiance, the game is Animal Crossing, and the difficult part is retaining my interest.
New idea: Chili's subscription.
June 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
New idea: Chili's subscription.
I'm not locked in here with you, I'm locked in here alone and I can't get out. Help!
April 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm not locked in here with you, I'm locked in here alone and I can't get out. Help!
Waiting for the NileRed video where he tries to make love in a lab but discovers that it can't be made with test tubes and burners- it's all around him and he just needs to find it.
April 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Waiting for the NileRed video where he tries to make love in a lab but discovers that it can't be made with test tubes and burners- it's all around him and he just needs to find it.
In my dream last night appeared an avatar. He was a large white cartoon bear with a green suit coat and a white button down shirt, completed with a bizarre polka dot tie. He had a welcoming demeanor with a non-explicit bara-eque art style. This avatar was Movie Review Bear.
April 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In my dream last night appeared an avatar. He was a large white cartoon bear with a green suit coat and a white button down shirt, completed with a bizarre polka dot tie. He had a welcoming demeanor with a non-explicit bara-eque art style. This avatar was Movie Review Bear.
I took my chud son to space, but instead of looking out the window and experiencing the Overview Effect, he just played Mario Party DS at full volume.
April 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I took my chud son to space, but instead of looking out the window and experiencing the Overview Effect, he just played Mario Party DS at full volume.
(to the tune of karma police)
tearing skin off police, skin this man
tearing skin off police, skin this man
March 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
(to the tune of karma police)
tearing skin off police, skin this man
tearing skin off police, skin this man
God bless the folks over at Hall & Oates, whoever they are.
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
God bless the folks over at Hall & Oates, whoever they are.
(in fish voice)
On this exciting episode of The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Our heroic duo teams up with an unlikely ally: Daredevil-ray, also known as "The Devil of Davy Jone's Locker", to take down the mob boss of underwater crime: Wilson Fish, aka "The Kingfin"!
On this exciting episode of The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Our heroic duo teams up with an unlikely ally: Daredevil-ray, also known as "The Devil of Davy Jone's Locker", to take down the mob boss of underwater crime: Wilson Fish, aka "The Kingfin"!
March 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
(in fish voice)
On this exciting episode of The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Our heroic duo teams up with an unlikely ally: Daredevil-ray, also known as "The Devil of Davy Jone's Locker", to take down the mob boss of underwater crime: Wilson Fish, aka "The Kingfin"!
On this exciting episode of The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Our heroic duo teams up with an unlikely ally: Daredevil-ray, also known as "The Devil of Davy Jone's Locker", to take down the mob boss of underwater crime: Wilson Fish, aka "The Kingfin"!
That fuckass character in the Death Stranding trailer has done irreparable damage to MGS post-Kojima discourse.
"Snake turned into a skeleton which means Konami shouldn't do anything with the IP." - Idiots
"Snake turned into a skeleton which means Konami shouldn't do anything with the IP." - Idiots
March 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
That fuckass character in the Death Stranding trailer has done irreparable damage to MGS post-Kojima discourse.
"Snake turned into a skeleton which means Konami shouldn't do anything with the IP." - Idiots
"Snake turned into a skeleton which means Konami shouldn't do anything with the IP." - Idiots
What if Goku was stoner and he said, "Share your pot with me for a Spirit Bong!"
February 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What if Goku was stoner and he said, "Share your pot with me for a Spirit Bong!"
New video where I baselessly speculate on what may be yet to come in regards to MGS Delta news.
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA
Release Date CONFIRMED for Metal Gear Solid Delta - Future of Delta Speculation and Rumors
YouTube video by Jo-Cyanide
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
New video where I baselessly speculate on what may be yet to come in regards to MGS Delta news.
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA
Reposted by Jo-Cyanide
Cure Peacewalker #Precure #Precure2025
January 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Cure Peacewalker #Precure #Precure2025
Ever since bro got the do-over watch he's become less funny. What used to be awkward but genuine stumbles of a comeback are now a structured and rehearsed retorts. They don't hit the same when you know he's been spending an entire night refining a joke that was supposed to be thought of on the spot.
January 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ever since bro got the do-over watch he's become less funny. What used to be awkward but genuine stumbles of a comeback are now a structured and rehearsed retorts. They don't hit the same when you know he's been spending an entire night refining a joke that was supposed to be thought of on the spot.
MGS Delta 2024 right guys? Just two weeks!
December 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
MGS Delta 2024 right guys? Just two weeks!
Me when Mr. Scrooge raises my salary and gives me a prize turkey on Christmas morning.
December 5, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Me when Mr. Scrooge raises my salary and gives me a prize turkey on Christmas morning.