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Avid reader of "I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action" and "Never Give Up"
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November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was going to listen to techno all night but I feel more like listening to jazz fusion all night. I don't know where to find good techno sets anyway. I'm an album keeper by habit and all I have there is the Scooter one with Ramp.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Haven't run many 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) gimmicks recently. My latest is I made an AutoHotkey macro to type 𝕏 when I press Alt and X, so when I say 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) or 𝕏-post (formerly Tweet) I can use the proper letter that the bad man stole. That's about all that's been going on over there.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Have you heard of Asahi's new Incredibeer? It comes in cans, and when you crack them, they foam by themselves, as if on tap/draught. The Incredibeers are also brewed in Japan and imported, unlike the other Asahi stuff you can get here which is brewed locally and worse. I'm enjoying a few.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'm kicking back.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I'm making an entire album of bad AI tunes. It'll be a humorous knowing parody of bad AI tunes, which will divorce it from the only possible value of bad AI tunes (ridiculing the earnest effort of their prompters), opening myself up for not ridicule but disdain for my efforts and hastening my demise
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Twee nonsense just happened to me
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Are there group dms on here yet
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do I look like I'm smiling right now?
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Do I smile to you
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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lmao
April 15, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Felt fine. Sorry if anyone spared an unnecessary thought
Trying to spread this out as far as possible. I drank too much of alcohol tonight and I expect to be throwing some stuff up in the morning. Spare a thought! I will probably suffer. You suffer too = me too! You don't suffer = lucky man woman or otherwise. Spare a thought for us sufferers.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Oats-in-Hall. Argonian granary worker
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Listening to Skyrim Atmospheres and staring intermittently at floor laundry
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Pollens are invading my airways, causing quite the allergic reaction.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Trying to spread this out as far as possible. I drank too much of alcohol tonight and I expect to be throwing some stuff up in the morning. Spare a thought! I will probably suffer. You suffer too = me too! You don't suffer = lucky man woman or otherwise. Spare a thought for us sufferers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I miss everyone who left X (formerly Twitter). Pretty much everyone who left X (formerly Twitter) was one of the Ballers——the OGs. The best. I liked your posts the most. Name yourself in your head—think I'm talking about you—assume I am. I love you people!
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Interests of New Jones:

・Figure skating
・Ice skating
・Skating around
・Swaying
・What turns out to be momentary suffering
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We're introducing a new Jones. Please register your interest in the new Jones by Liking, Re-Skating, or privately messaging me about what you think of the new Jones (positive only). Negative thoughts can be reserved for when you awful people go to Hell and suffer for what will feel like an eternity.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Who says I give too much away for free? Here's 5000 words of a novel I started writing in lockdown, based on a sitcom pilot I did in 2017 that didn't get made. richardherring.substack.com/p/everything...
Let me know if you'd like more (or less) (though it's easy to do less, just stop reading it)
Everything Happens For No Reason - Chapter 1
Episodic novel writing?
richardherring.substack.com
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The man drew himself up to his full height. He was taller than me. He was taller than a house.
August 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The computer was making sounds. The screen was making lights. All this was quite usual. But what it was showing me was probable spam. I clicked away in horror, but knowing computers, the probable spam was likely still there. There was nothing I could do.
August 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
THE TREADMILL
by Jocelyn J. Jones

CHAPTER 1
One foot in front of the other. Walking was easy. I'd been walking for years. I learnt to walk before I could even crawl.
August 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Blood ran down the steps of the stepped way down to the canal. In trying to pick up the throwing knife I had seized it by the blade and severed all of my fingers. It gave me such a fright that I fell in the canal. And I was never again seen. But some say I'm out there still. But they haven't seen me
August 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM