Jocelyn #bringthemhomenow✡️🎗️
@jocelyndorf.bsky.social
Jew. Educator. Democrat. Zionist. Native Washingtonian. Baseball fan. Nerd.
“Tomorrow marks two years since the war began.” - @npr.org
You can’t have it both ways, NPR. Either Hamas started the war or tomorrow is the second anniversary of a terrorist attack. Israel was ATTACKED on October 7th. Did the US start the war against Al-Quaeda on September 11, 2001?
You can’t have it both ways, NPR. Either Hamas started the war or tomorrow is the second anniversary of a terrorist attack. Israel was ATTACKED on October 7th. Did the US start the war against Al-Quaeda on September 11, 2001?
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
“Tomorrow marks two years since the war began.” - @npr.org
You can’t have it both ways, NPR. Either Hamas started the war or tomorrow is the second anniversary of a terrorist attack. Israel was ATTACKED on October 7th. Did the US start the war against Al-Quaeda on September 11, 2001?
You can’t have it both ways, NPR. Either Hamas started the war or tomorrow is the second anniversary of a terrorist attack. Israel was ATTACKED on October 7th. Did the US start the war against Al-Quaeda on September 11, 2001?
To the woman who got my attention to remind me that my coffee was still on the roof of my car: Bless you, I give you a million karma points. May all your lights be green and may the perfect parking spot be open for you.
September 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
To the woman who got my attention to remind me that my coffee was still on the roof of my car: Bless you, I give you a million karma points. May all your lights be green and may the perfect parking spot be open for you.
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT CRIME RATES @npr.org?!??!! It is NOT about the crime rates. It was NEVER about the crime rates.
What do DC, Baltimore, and Chicago all have in common? And why is this such a hard concept to grasp??!?!!?
What do DC, Baltimore, and Chicago all have in common? And why is this such a hard concept to grasp??!?!!?
August 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT CRIME RATES @npr.org?!??!! It is NOT about the crime rates. It was NEVER about the crime rates.
What do DC, Baltimore, and Chicago all have in common? And why is this such a hard concept to grasp??!?!!?
What do DC, Baltimore, and Chicago all have in common? And why is this such a hard concept to grasp??!?!!?
Hey @npr.org can we PLEASE stop talking about the national guard deployments to DC like it’s actually related to crime rates?!? IT IS NOT ABOUT CRIME. It has NEVER been about the crime. Taking the administration at its word like this is how we ended up here in the first place. Just stop.
August 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Hey @npr.org can we PLEASE stop talking about the national guard deployments to DC like it’s actually related to crime rates?!? IT IS NOT ABOUT CRIME. It has NEVER been about the crime. Taking the administration at its word like this is how we ended up here in the first place. Just stop.
Hey ICE, WV National Guard, SC National Guard, and OH National Guard:
If you’re looking for criminals to deport, you can find a bunch of them at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. While you’re there, you can stay on Penn Ave going west to find more criminals on First St SE between Independence & Constitutoom
If you’re looking for criminals to deport, you can find a bunch of them at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. While you’re there, you can stay on Penn Ave going west to find more criminals on First St SE between Independence & Constitutoom
August 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Hey ICE, WV National Guard, SC National Guard, and OH National Guard:
If you’re looking for criminals to deport, you can find a bunch of them at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. While you’re there, you can stay on Penn Ave going west to find more criminals on First St SE between Independence & Constitutoom
If you’re looking for criminals to deport, you can find a bunch of them at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW. While you’re there, you can stay on Penn Ave going west to find more criminals on First St SE between Independence & Constitutoom
GAMBLING?!?!?? In THIS establishment????
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
GAMBLING?!?!?? In THIS establishment????
But what guarantee do we have that an election will actually take place in 2026? All elected Republicans have shown us is they are willing to roll over and play dead. And why would they act to ensure that they might lose their seat?
August 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
But what guarantee do we have that an election will actually take place in 2026? All elected Republicans have shown us is they are willing to roll over and play dead. And why would they act to ensure that they might lose their seat?
Oh and we can include flesh-eating bacteria in Louisiana.
Flooding in Texas.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.
August 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh and we can include flesh-eating bacteria in Louisiana.
Flooding in Texas.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.
August 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Flooding in Texas.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.
Wildfires in Alabama.
Wildfires in Montana.
Tornados up and down in the Midwest.
…. Mother Nature might be trying to tell us something.
Mike Johnson, for treason agains the United States
Mitch McConnell, for treason against the United States
Mitch McConnell, for treason against the United States
Since the administration is deporting the “worst of the worst,” I’d like to nominate the following individuals for immediate deportation:
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands
July 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Mike Johnson, for treason agains the United States
Mitch McConnell, for treason against the United States
Mitch McConnell, for treason against the United States
Since the administration is deporting the “worst of the worst,” I’d like to nominate the following individuals for immediate deportation:
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Since the administration is deporting the “worst of the worst,” I’d like to nominate the following individuals for immediate deportation:
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon
Pete Hegseth, for leaking confidential military information
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for complicity in the death of thousands
Ken yehi ratzon.
Kaddish for the US that was.
We must fight to create the other world that is possible.
On the other side of these atrocities there is something else that can be born.
Our job right now is to save every life that we can.
Fight for every person.
Organize & agitate & interrupt to overthrow.
We must fight to create the other world that is possible.
On the other side of these atrocities there is something else that can be born.
Our job right now is to save every life that we can.
Fight for every person.
Organize & agitate & interrupt to overthrow.
Those of you leading Shabbat Services tonight — probably a good time to say Kaddish for America (or el maleh rachamim).
@theradr.bsky.social
@theradr.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ken yehi ratzon.
We’re stuck with a delusional sociopathic narcissist because GOD FORBID we have one of the — if not THE — most qualified candidate ever get elected because said candidate happens to be a Black lady.
The American experiment was kinda ok while it lasted, but we’re not making it to 250 years.
The American experiment was kinda ok while it lasted, but we’re not making it to 250 years.
June 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We’re stuck with a delusional sociopathic narcissist because GOD FORBID we have one of the — if not THE — most qualified candidate ever get elected because said candidate happens to be a Black lady.
The American experiment was kinda ok while it lasted, but we’re not making it to 250 years.
The American experiment was kinda ok while it lasted, but we’re not making it to 250 years.
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It’s press “corps”, you illiterate hack.
June 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s press “corps”, you illiterate hack.
I have spent way too much time thinking about this. Am I an American Jew or a Jewish American? The syntax absolutely matters here, more than ever over the last 629 days. I am an American Jew.
June 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have spent way too much time thinking about this. Am I an American Jew or a Jewish American? The syntax absolutely matters here, more than ever over the last 629 days. I am an American Jew.
Reposted by Jocelyn #bringthemhomenow✡️🎗️
i am simply floored to learn this about a guy who held a nazi rally at madison square garden eight months ago
Trump says he is going after Harvard because it is antisemitic. But his effort to punish the school is complicated by his own extensive history of amplifying white supremacist figures and symbols. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/u...
As Trump Says He’s Stamping Out Antisemitism, He Advances Similar Tropes
www.nytimes.com
June 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i am simply floored to learn this about a guy who held a nazi rally at madison square garden eight months ago
“But Jocelyn, Trump supports the Jews.”
“Trump is good for Israel and American Jews.”
NOT. IN. MY. NAME.
“Trump is good for Israel and American Jews.”
NOT. IN. MY. NAME.
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
“But Jocelyn, Trump supports the Jews.”
“Trump is good for Israel and American Jews.”
NOT. IN. MY. NAME.
“Trump is good for Israel and American Jews.”
NOT. IN. MY. NAME.
Has the fetid orange claimed credit for the new Pope yet?
May 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Has the fetid orange claimed credit for the new Pope yet?
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The old Washington Post.
52 years ago tonight, April 30, 1973.
Woodward & Bernstein watch Nixon announce the resignations of Ehrlichman, Haldeman, AG Dick Kleindienst & the firing of WH Counsel John Dean. 7 weeks later Dean’s incredibly accurate testimony destroys & imperils Nixon’s Presidency.
Woodward & Bernstein watch Nixon announce the resignations of Ehrlichman, Haldeman, AG Dick Kleindienst & the firing of WH Counsel John Dean. 7 weeks later Dean’s incredibly accurate testimony destroys & imperils Nixon’s Presidency.
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The old Washington Post.
It is time.
I’m a millennial. I was raised for this very purpose.
I was at an *NSYNC concert on my thirteenth birthday.
This is OUR time.
This is the hour.
I’m a millennial. I was raised for this very purpose.
I was at an *NSYNC concert on my thirteenth birthday.
This is OUR time.
This is the hour.
a young man with curly hair says it 's gonna be may in front of him
ALT: a young man with curly hair says it 's gonna be may in front of him
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It is time.
I’m a millennial. I was raised for this very purpose.
I was at an *NSYNC concert on my thirteenth birthday.
This is OUR time.
This is the hour.
I’m a millennial. I was raised for this very purpose.
I was at an *NSYNC concert on my thirteenth birthday.
This is OUR time.
This is the hour.
Thank you, @raskin.house.gov. This dumpster fire of an administration uses any excuse they can find for cruelty. Their actions against universities and individuals are not meant to protect Jewish Americans. This has never been about combating antisemitism.
#notinmyname
#notinmyname
April 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Thank you, @raskin.house.gov. This dumpster fire of an administration uses any excuse they can find for cruelty. Their actions against universities and individuals are not meant to protect Jewish Americans. This has never been about combating antisemitism.
#notinmyname
#notinmyname
Hey @schumer.senate.gov — got a plan to fix this? Your endorsement of the stopgap CR without the DC exception will create lasting damage to this city. It was not a mistake — the administration and GOP intentionally left out the language to protect DC’s budget.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
House returns with no plan to fix DC budget crisis
Going into this week, the bill to fix the budget does not appear to be on the House agenda.
www.wusa9.com
April 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov — got a plan to fix this? Your endorsement of the stopgap CR without the DC exception will create lasting damage to this city. It was not a mistake — the administration and GOP intentionally left out the language to protect DC’s budget.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
This is fine. This totally fine. And wow, it was announced the day before Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Remembrance Day. No parallels here at all, nothing to question. This is so very fine.
April 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This is fine. This totally fine. And wow, it was announced the day before Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Remembrance Day. No parallels here at all, nothing to question. This is so very fine.
I finally filed my taxes. Fun fact: DC residents have the highest tax rate per capita than any state, yet we have ZERO voting representation in Congress.
If you’re wondering why I’m so enraged about the House blowing my city to smithereens, this is one of the reasons why
If you’re wondering why I’m so enraged about the House blowing my city to smithereens, this is one of the reasons why
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I finally filed my taxes. Fun fact: DC residents have the highest tax rate per capita than any state, yet we have ZERO voting representation in Congress.
If you’re wondering why I’m so enraged about the House blowing my city to smithereens, this is one of the reasons why
If you’re wondering why I’m so enraged about the House blowing my city to smithereens, this is one of the reasons why