all these other streamers be like "wah I can't stream wah depression" meanwhile I don't give any excuses to keep it a mystery (it's depression)

found out my garbage disposal, with some finagling, can handle an unintentional shot glass, I'll never forget the sound as long as I live

hrmmmm and you're saying garfield kart 2 came out today as well? coincidence? yeah

i do it all for the vodwatchers tbh

@bringle.gay follow me you stupid stupid idiot broopid poopid fruipid balls balls yeet hampter hampter bro cheers gz on 1k viewers and Lily is cool 👯

join my discord or don't, I stream variety garbage and interact with chat and take requests and shit is always chill until it isn't and also this is being crossposted to my discord's bluesky channel wow wow wow discord.gg/jKK5ujdHsc

to be clear I just want to carbonate a caramel macchiato, sexually

nothing will beat the adult and erotic desire to put terrible things in a sodastream and void the warranty

you know that moment before you vomit where your throat goes like hrrrk and it feels terrible but not too terrible but in a moment you know you're going to experience a toxic pain and you'll have to deal with it for a while after

that's what going to the airport is like

Love pizza.

ate like 4 quarter pound premium pulled pork tacos this morning and starting to feel it in my migraine aura

sometimes when I'm sad and I remember how terrible everything is and how sad everyone is and how miserable everything is and how it will never get better and everyone hates me and everyone hates us as a collective and my soda is flat and I stubbed my toe, I eat strawberry wafers and it's all mint af