Joburt
@joburtus-maximus.bsky.social
CIS, any/all, white man, supporting feminism and lgbt because it's the right thing to do. This is my public account. All opinions are mine and not my employer's.
As if I needed more reason to hate Jimmy Fallon.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As if I needed more reason to hate Jimmy Fallon.
Revin up your oven, just got home from the grocery store, metal under tension, frying pan is ready to go
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Revin up your oven, just got home from the grocery store, metal under tension, frying pan is ready to go
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
Removing them from office should be easier than it is.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Removing them from office should be easier than it is.
"What are your practical skills?" - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"What are your practical skills?" - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
I will not be satisfied with anything less than testicular torsion for everyone who had a hand in that crap.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I will not be satisfied with anything less than testicular torsion for everyone who had a hand in that crap.
Jacob is at the top of my "must save in a zombie apocalypse scenario" list, before the doctors or guys with too many guns.
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Jacob is at the top of my "must save in a zombie apocalypse scenario" list, before the doctors or guys with too many guns.
People should emotionally connect with other people, not their computers.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
People should emotionally connect with other people, not their computers.
There's only one way to deal with dragons.
a dragon with a blue eye is standing on a rocky hillside .
ALT: a dragon with a blue eye is standing on a rocky hillside .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There's only one way to deal with dragons.
Acting is about emotion. AI cannot convey emotion because it doesn't have emotion.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Acting is about emotion. AI cannot convey emotion because it doesn't have emotion.
Had a similar problem with that stupid Soda Pop song from KPDH. I listened to youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E to make it go away.
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Had a similar problem with that stupid Soda Pop song from KPDH. I listened to youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E to make it go away.
Biden is 1-0 against Trump and it'll always be that way.
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Biden is 1-0 against Trump and it'll always be that way.
He can undo executive orders via new executive orders but bills Biden signed into law, he can't undo on his own.
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He can undo executive orders via new executive orders but bills Biden signed into law, he can't undo on his own.
His Mormon upbringing predisposes him towards conflict avoidance and so when he should be calling those people hog slop mongers, he instead calls them "art directors".
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
His Mormon upbringing predisposes him towards conflict avoidance and so when he should be calling those people hog slop mongers, he instead calls them "art directors".
I hope you're right friendo.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I hope you're right friendo.
Me waiting for the old pokemon games to be available on their virtual consoles.
a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me waiting for the old pokemon games to be available on their virtual consoles.
There is no good use of AI, just varying degrees of bad uses for it. Some more forgivable than others. Replacing voice actors with it is unforgivable IMO.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is no good use of AI, just varying degrees of bad uses for it. Some more forgivable than others. Replacing voice actors with it is unforgivable IMO.
FALSE the best Starwars media ever made are these gems.
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
FALSE the best Starwars media ever made are these gems.
It feels like she's been campaigning for years now. Put her in office so she can rest for fucks sake. The gorl needs sleep!
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It feels like she's been campaigning for years now. Put her in office so she can rest for fucks sake. The gorl needs sleep!
Like water in the god damn desert.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Like water in the god damn desert.
Google presents very advanced pile of shit that can do WAY MORE than previous versions of a pile of shit.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Google presents very advanced pile of shit that can do WAY MORE than previous versions of a pile of shit.
-travel to DC so he can speak with the man who has threatened to have him deported multiple times. I am not purity testing here. I don't think there's an moral virtue in blowing off Trump. I think it would be a big dick move with little to no downside.
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
-travel to DC so he can speak with the man who has threatened to have him deported multiple times. I am not purity testing here. I don't think there's an moral virtue in blowing off Trump. I think it would be a big dick move with little to no downside.
-about my position without my input at all. I still think that if Trump had invited him to the white house saying "no I'm too busy preparing to run NYC but you can come here if you want to talk" would be a power move. And I don't think anyone who supports Mamdani would blame him for refusing to-
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
-about my position without my input at all. I still think that if Trump had invited him to the white house saying "no I'm too busy preparing to run NYC but you can come here if you want to talk" would be a power move. And I don't think anyone who supports Mamdani would blame him for refusing to-
I never said he should throw a tantrum. And my position that he shouldn't speak to trump was contingent on Trump inviting him to the white house to speak but I have since learned that he was the one who reached out to Trump and in that scenario it's fine. You've made a great deal of assumptions-
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I never said he should throw a tantrum. And my position that he shouldn't speak to trump was contingent on Trump inviting him to the white house to speak but I have since learned that he was the one who reached out to Trump and in that scenario it's fine. You've made a great deal of assumptions-