The address is (science) comedy gold, though I have to be exact and demand that it should be "Dear Prof. Respected Author".

Clearly, I am more flattered by some journal invitations than by others. However, I cannot take the fame for this one, since the article "Customizing Multicolored Orbital Angular Momentum Combs" that the skeletons lived so much is nothing I ever published...

Hm, I am inclined to contribute an article entitled "The best orbital: yes, there is a correct answer!"

Any further ideas?

However, will have to ask for a full fee waiver - I can't afford these highly specialised journals.

Might be worth a thought...
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