Joe Cook
@joboyogi.bsky.social
Quality Control, paint boardgames, feed chicken to the dog
@housedemocrats.bsky.social I got it, I got it, I got it. Propose a law that says anyone within 2 steps of the oval office can neither be bald or have a small penis. We'll get rid of these idiots that keep thinking they have weight to throw around so quickly. The proof pics are DMV photography.
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
@housedemocrats.bsky.social I got it, I got it, I got it. Propose a law that says anyone within 2 steps of the oval office can neither be bald or have a small penis. We'll get rid of these idiots that keep thinking they have weight to throw around so quickly. The proof pics are DMV photography.
I mean, just pretend we have an AI and that it spat out the most economically feasible healthcare system. The answer is medicare for all and the computer is named "DUH". #democrats
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I mean, just pretend we have an AI and that it spat out the most economically feasible healthcare system. The answer is medicare for all and the computer is named "DUH". #democrats
#Democrats if you cave now, it was all for nothing. Republicans are going to be the ones blamed unless you give up on the healthcare subsidies, then you'll be blamed for caving. Stand, really stand up for working Americans and don't cave to false promises to the false belief "bipartisanship" exists
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
#Democrats if you cave now, it was all for nothing. Republicans are going to be the ones blamed unless you give up on the healthcare subsidies, then you'll be blamed for caving. Stand, really stand up for working Americans and don't cave to false promises to the false belief "bipartisanship" exists
To all of the people outside the city of New York, worried about Mandani. These are the same voters who brought in Eric Adams, Cuomo, Giuliani, and raised Donald Trump. You're giving their politicians way too much credit. Pay attention to your local races. Those are the assholes that affect you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
To all of the people outside the city of New York, worried about Mandani. These are the same voters who brought in Eric Adams, Cuomo, Giuliani, and raised Donald Trump. You're giving their politicians way too much credit. Pay attention to your local races. Those are the assholes that affect you.
I just realized the reason Rubio and Cruz suck up to 45 is they're trying to be the last ones deported
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I just realized the reason Rubio and Cruz suck up to 45 is they're trying to be the last ones deported
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.org @democracydocket.com Alright #democrats here is your talking point from now on. "We don't care about your genitals". We will give you healthcare, whoever you are. We will give you education, whoever you are.
June 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.org @democracydocket.com Alright #democrats here is your talking point from now on. "We don't care about your genitals". We will give you healthcare, whoever you are. We will give you education, whoever you are.
#democrats #california Tariffed Enough Already Party. Drag queens and kings telling the "T" on tariffs. Replace the red hats with red, white, and blue hats. Go nuts. Talk as much trash as you want, but make it funny. Flip the house and Senate. Third impeachment is the charm.
March 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
#democrats #california Tariffed Enough Already Party. Drag queens and kings telling the "T" on tariffs. Replace the red hats with red, white, and blue hats. Go nuts. Talk as much trash as you want, but make it funny. Flip the house and Senate. Third impeachment is the charm.
#democrats start calling it the "25% Trump gas sales tax". It's easier to understand what it is and who pays for it. No matter what they say, keep calling it that to their face. Call all of the tariffs a sales tax
January 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
#democrats start calling it the "25% Trump gas sales tax". It's easier to understand what it is and who pays for it. No matter what they say, keep calling it that to their face. Call all of the tariffs a sales tax
#Democrats Why can't confirmation hearings be held under polygraph?
January 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
#Democrats Why can't confirmation hearings be held under polygraph?
#Democrats #Mexico should rename Mar-a-Lago to Gordito Estupido on Mexican maps.
January 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
#Democrats #Mexico should rename Mar-a-Lago to Gordito Estupido on Mexican maps.
#democrats answer every "whataboutism" with "if that's true then why..." Don't give an inch. Hold them down and make them answer.
January 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#democrats answer every "whataboutism" with "if that's true then why..." Don't give an inch. Hold them down and make them answer.
hey #msnbc and #democrats let's try something new in the news. We know we're all tired of hearing about Captain Shitzinpants and that's why the viewership is down. Lean into it. Advertise hours of your programming where you will report other news that has nothing to do with them. 1/2 of each show
January 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
hey #msnbc and #democrats let's try something new in the news. We know we're all tired of hearing about Captain Shitzinpants and that's why the viewership is down. Lean into it. Advertise hours of your programming where you will report other news that has nothing to do with them. 1/2 of each show
#Elon 's car products are the best way to inform people that you have too much money, aren't very good at research, need attention, and have no idea.
January 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#Elon 's car products are the best way to inform people that you have too much money, aren't very good at research, need attention, and have no idea.
#Democrats isn't it crazy how trump started in politics pretending that Obama was African, and now he's ending in politics pretending an African is running the government?
December 20, 2024 at 7:53 AM
#Democrats isn't it crazy how trump started in politics pretending that Obama was African, and now he's ending in politics pretending an African is running the government?
#democrats having a cybertruck is going to be like having a mullet in the 80s. Embarrassing enough to hide from your children.
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 AM
#democrats having a cybertruck is going to be like having a mullet in the 80s. Embarrassing enough to hide from your children.
#Democrats How about bringing up that health insurance is so bad in the US that even wealthy people being denied care are willing to go to extremes. Feels like the crazy ones are the people denying the root cause.
December 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
#Democrats How about bringing up that health insurance is so bad in the US that even wealthy people being denied care are willing to go to extremes. Feels like the crazy ones are the people denying the root cause.
#democrats do everything we're accused of by the right. They're going to claim you do it anyway. Obama's 3rd term, green new deal, gun reform, socialize everything, all of it. Hell, eat a baby if you want even if you get all of that done. Fry up a suckling pig and say it's a baby to see'em cry.
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
#democrats do everything we're accused of by the right. They're going to claim you do it anyway. Obama's 3rd term, green new deal, gun reform, socialize everything, all of it. Hell, eat a baby if you want even if you get all of that done. Fry up a suckling pig and say it's a baby to see'em cry.
#democrats go shallow. Young people aren't that bright. Compare how hot your team is vs their team. Just bikini shots. They see Chuck Grassley or Rupert Murdoch in a speedo vs AOC and Taylor Swift, we win. Take the fight to where the people are
December 5, 2024 at 8:13 PM
#democrats go shallow. Young people aren't that bright. Compare how hot your team is vs their team. Just bikini shots. They see Chuck Grassley or Rupert Murdoch in a speedo vs AOC and Taylor Swift, we win. Take the fight to where the people are
#democrats Musk's fear of waffles stems from an episode of heavy ketamine usage where the syrup filled squares spelled out a QR code with the message that he sucked at Diablo 4.
November 28, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#democrats Musk's fear of waffles stems from an episode of heavy ketamine usage where the syrup filled squares spelled out a QR code with the message that he sucked at Diablo 4.
#Democrats Scientists find link between thinking tariffs are paid by countries and wrinkliness of scrotum. Apparently the testicles get smaller and sucked into the rectum, causing more wrinkles. The phenomenon is known as "suction tuck".
November 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
#Democrats Scientists find link between thinking tariffs are paid by countries and wrinkliness of scrotum. Apparently the testicles get smaller and sucked into the rectum, causing more wrinkles. The phenomenon is known as "suction tuck".
Everyone needs a Buddy. Thanks @KeithOlbermann for advertising him last April. He's getting the other half of the turkey on Thursday. Lots of other great shelter dogs if you're having a hard time over the next 4 years. Glad Keith's puppy is doing better, too.
November 27, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Everyone needs a Buddy. Thanks @KeithOlbermann for advertising him last April. He's getting the other half of the turkey on Thursday. Lots of other great shelter dogs if you're having a hard time over the next 4 years. Glad Keith's puppy is doing better, too.
#Democrats Elon Musk is deathly afraid of waffles.
November 27, 2024 at 8:22 AM
#Democrats Elon Musk is deathly afraid of waffles.
#democrats Ted Cruz and Trump didn't sell their souls to a demon in exchange for never being held accountable, they sold their ability to ever please a woman.
November 27, 2024 at 8:17 AM
#democrats Ted Cruz and Trump didn't sell their souls to a demon in exchange for never being held accountable, they sold their ability to ever please a woman.
#democrats the Rs just make shit up, do it too. Marjorie Taylor Greene suffers from the same micropenis problems Hitler had. That's why she's so mad and obsessed with bathrooms.
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 AM
#democrats the Rs just make shit up, do it too. Marjorie Taylor Greene suffers from the same micropenis problems Hitler had. That's why she's so mad and obsessed with bathrooms.