Only if I can also join ?

Ai could never create something this poetic

I hope you can find it!

DO IIIITTTT!!!

The number of times I have used this line on my kid. The struggle is real.

Have you thought about doing a recipe book??

Our local MP (also Labour, did not vote for him) made an anti-Chinese remark on Shitter.

I’ll be seeing him on Friday cos he’s coming to the school, so you can guess what I’ll be telling I’m.

My sympathies then.

I hope you’re able to call that girl out and tell her to use her actual brain instead of a plagiarism machine.

I don’t want to get that close to any of them

The one time I got lumped in with a shite group at uni, I went to the lecturer and said I can’t work with them cos they’re insufferable, so can I please do the project on my own I don’t care if it’s more work, you can mark me however you want.

He allowed it.

Idk if that might be an option for you

There is compelling argument to be made.

Happy Birthday!!

I definitely started feeling a lot more stable once I passed 30.

Now it makes sense why Tolkien considered 33 to be the Adult age for Hobbits.

Take a tablespoon of it straight out the bottle. It’s thick, but it’s sweet; and it coats and soothes near immediately.

If you can find it, stock up. It’s liquid gold.

This is my only go-to and it always works.

Amazon has it, or check any East or SouthEast Asian grocery store you might have. It works wonders.

With alt text cos I forgot while rage-posting.

I want to scream.