Jobbo
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His whiskers give away his true size - he’s not as wide as the floof makes him look. Such a gorgeous boy.
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
His whiskers give away his true size - he’s not as wide as the floof makes him look. Such a gorgeous boy.
Do lawyers all need a grey cat these days? I think we do.
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Do lawyers all need a grey cat these days? I think we do.
Can’t have a loaf picture without a cat loaf.
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Can’t have a loaf picture without a cat loaf.
I am impressed at how stable your tree is with a cat playing at the top.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I am impressed at how stable your tree is with a cat playing at the top.
Lean into it. Get him a sleeve warmer for Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Lean into it. Get him a sleeve warmer for Christmas.
The Holiday Song is more festive than Where Is My Mind though.
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Holiday Song is more festive than Where Is My Mind though.
Ah, stubby legs - that’ll be why Batfink likes him. She’s a ragdoll munchkin cross and facially quite different to Ozzy, but very similar in floof. I wonder if Ozzy is Ragdoll/British Shorthair?
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ah, stubby legs - that’ll be why Batfink likes him. She’s a ragdoll munchkin cross and facially quite different to Ozzy, but very similar in floof. I wonder if Ozzy is Ragdoll/British Shorthair?
That will be even worse after a manhole cover is lifted and replaced the other way round.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That will be even worse after a manhole cover is lifted and replaced the other way round.
So gorgeous. I wish ours would make biscuits on a rug and not on our skin 😄
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So gorgeous. I wish ours would make biscuits on a rug and not on our skin 😄
I was born in Stourbridge and can only name Kill Your Television. But I loved the Stuffies and PWEI.
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I was born in Stourbridge and can only name Kill Your Television. But I loved the Stuffies and PWEI.
“Rid of them”. Ah, innocent soul.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Rid of them”. Ah, innocent soul.
Batfink does not know or care which day of the week it is.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Batfink does not know or care which day of the week it is.
I’m British. I drink tea rather than instant. How can anyone tolerate that shit?
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m British. I drink tea rather than instant. How can anyone tolerate that shit?
Easy. All About Eve doing Martha’s Harbour.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Easy. All About Eve doing Martha’s Harbour.
Rather too much beta and omega for Mόσχος though.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Rather too much beta and omega for Mόσχος though.
Is American 'cheese' still allowed on the grounds that it's not really cheese?
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Is American 'cheese' still allowed on the grounds that it's not really cheese?
Yes, and Rory McGrath should be our leader.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yes, and Rory McGrath should be our leader.
His name is well known already: www.rollonfriday.com/news-content...
Solicitor sues Sainsbury’s after being accused of shoplifting
Guard shouted "Stop thief!"
www.rollonfriday.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
His name is well known already: www.rollonfriday.com/news-content...
I rode my new eMTB past a pump track a few weeks ago. I was hoping to ride round it but there were some kids so I pretended I was just cycling past. I’m 52.
[I will ride it next time when nobody is looking. I will doubtless regret it.]
[I will ride it next time when nobody is looking. I will doubtless regret it.]
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I rode my new eMTB past a pump track a few weeks ago. I was hoping to ride round it but there were some kids so I pretended I was just cycling past. I’m 52.
[I will ride it next time when nobody is looking. I will doubtless regret it.]
[I will ride it next time when nobody is looking. I will doubtless regret it.]
Look at that floof! Gorgeous boy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Look at that floof! Gorgeous boy.
Since you clearly need two seats, you can have twice the baggage allowance by paying twice.
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Since you clearly need two seats, you can have twice the baggage allowance by paying twice.
Keep a smooth pebble handy to distract them when you’re on the river.
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Keep a smooth pebble handy to distract them when you’re on the river.
My sister’s birthday is 25 December but we give her presents on 24th. I suspect 26 December is worst. Who buys presents for the day after Christmas Day?
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My sister’s birthday is 25 December but we give her presents on 24th. I suspect 26 December is worst. Who buys presents for the day after Christmas Day?