Al
@jobbiesaurusrex.bsky.social
I’m 1/768,934 T.rex on my mum’s side.
Rob Reiner? I barely knew her!
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rob Reiner? I barely knew her!
There’s too much fannying around in pantomimes for my liking.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There’s too much fannying around in pantomimes for my liking.
Those were some stinky ass Mini Cheddars I had there.
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Those were some stinky ass Mini Cheddars I had there.
Has there been any word on what the pupils of Erinsborough High and Summer Bay High have to say about Australia’s under 16 social media ban? Is Bouncer is concerned that this ban will extend to dogs?
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Has there been any word on what the pupils of Erinsborough High and Summer Bay High have to say about Australia’s under 16 social media ban? Is Bouncer is concerned that this ban will extend to dogs?
We need to overcome the stickman of mental health.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We need to overcome the stickman of mental health.
I’ll write you a prescription for a course of pantybiotics to combat your aversion to the word ‘panties’.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’ll write you a prescription for a course of pantybiotics to combat your aversion to the word ‘panties’.
If you’re dating someone and you find out that they’ve been looking up spearmint gum on the internet, it’s your responsibility to report them to the police.
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you’re dating someone and you find out that they’ve been looking up spearmint gum on the internet, it’s your responsibility to report them to the police.
I heard your Dad buys Femfresh for his willy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I heard your Dad buys Femfresh for his willy.
Elsie’s been watching the BBC pantos. They don’t even throw sweeties to the weans. That’s another BBC scandal brewing.
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Elsie’s been watching the BBC pantos. They don’t even throw sweeties to the weans. That’s another BBC scandal brewing.
I’m setting up a support group for people trying to dry thick jumpers in the house during winter.
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’m setting up a support group for people trying to dry thick jumpers in the house during winter.
The wean is practising her nativity songs. She seems to have a taken somewhat of a fancy to King Herod. I suppose there’s worse infanticidal royalty she could be in thrall of. Trying to remain positive.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The wean is practising her nativity songs. She seems to have a taken somewhat of a fancy to King Herod. I suppose there’s worse infanticidal royalty she could be in thrall of. Trying to remain positive.
You don’t rip the doors off your advent calendar! For goodness sake. It’s what separates man from beast.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You don’t rip the doors off your advent calendar! For goodness sake. It’s what separates man from beast.
My real bad habit is glaring in and watching people’s tellies while I’m out walking the dug - standing there slack-jawed like a dirty ol’ peeper.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My real bad habit is glaring in and watching people’s tellies while I’m out walking the dug - standing there slack-jawed like a dirty ol’ peeper.
Three loads of antibiotics in six weeks has killed the flora and fauna in my belly.
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Three loads of antibiotics in six weeks has killed the flora and fauna in my belly.
I’m too riddled with anxiety to ride on the library book rollercoaster again. Will I finish them in time? Will I lose them in my house? When I’m returning them, will I scan them in correctly? I’m feeling breathless just thinking about this.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m too riddled with anxiety to ride on the library book rollercoaster again. Will I finish them in time? Will I lose them in my house? When I’m returning them, will I scan them in correctly? I’m feeling breathless just thinking about this.
Had a TCP mouthwash for the first time since I was kid there. Probably not going to be my tipple of choice for the holiday season.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Had a TCP mouthwash for the first time since I was kid there. Probably not going to be my tipple of choice for the holiday season.
Udo Kier, and I’ll do me.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Udo Kier, and I’ll do me.
What did people burst their plukes on before mirrors were invented?
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What did people burst their plukes on before mirrors were invented?
Defying Gravity looks like the least of your problems, you spooky green weirdo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Defying Gravity looks like the least of your problems, you spooky green weirdo.
The wean’s dragged out the box of My Little Ponies. Save our souls.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The wean’s dragged out the box of My Little Ponies. Save our souls.
I’m in the sort of the peak physical condition this morning that makes me ridiculously excited to one day be cremated.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m in the sort of the peak physical condition this morning that makes me ridiculously excited to one day be cremated.
No! No no no no no! This is like my very own personal 9/11. I hate Stargate. I hate Stargate fans. They’re all VLs.
A new #Stargate TV series is in the works at Prime Video, from franchise veteran and Blindspot creator Martin Gero.
The show's revival is a new chapter within — and not a reboot of — the sci-fi series.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/tv/new...
The show's revival is a new chapter within — and not a reboot of — the sci-fi series.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/tv/new...
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
No! No no no no no! This is like my very own personal 9/11. I hate Stargate. I hate Stargate fans. They’re all VLs.
We need to stop removing villains malevolent agency! Sometimes us villains just want to be a wee dick because it’s funny.
EXCLUSIVE 🧨
Coyote Vs. Acme will flip the narrative on Looney Tunes' "villainous" Wile E. Coyote.
“We want to pop that myth and get into his soul," director Dave Green tells Empire.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
Coyote Vs. Acme will flip the narrative on Looney Tunes' "villainous" Wile E. Coyote.
“We want to pop that myth and get into his soul," director Dave Green tells Empire.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We need to stop removing villains malevolent agency! Sometimes us villains just want to be a wee dick because it’s funny.