I have no idea where/what that is.

Actually... The tractors that harvest the food you eat, run of gas. The millions of trucks that transport that food and every other good around your country? You guessed it: Gas. Unless you're off-grid and you're a hunter-gatherer, it affects you (and your wallet).

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. Sounds like a good plan!