I need this

I also had to dial it back lol. I was like, what punishment is medieval, public, and won’t get me banned…

And leopard print to boot?!?

Utterly horrific. They should have to watch election night results and give their concession speeches while pilloried in the town square.

THANK YOU. I’ve been trying to figure out what I want from my hair for a while, and I think this nails it!

Only in the School of Hard Knocks, where the only thing more tenuous than the academics is the adherence to legal hiring practices!

Literally campaigned on the importance of the report and releasing it. Now he’s like, “Never mind.”

Bet it was like, “we hate the establishment candidates. Give us AOC and Mamdani.”

Green eggs and ham just took on a new meaning…

Now we know where “green eggs and ham” actually come from.

Adopt it and buy it a little sweater. It wouldn’t need to do crime if it was warm and fed.

But I like that it isn’t Google deciding what see based on who is paying them.

I love the Brave browser, or DuckDuckGo for searches. You don’t get the algorithm that the googles use, so you have to put a little more effort into crafting your search queries. Also, the DuckDuckGo browser has a little flame button that makes a fire animation to incinerate your open tabs (so fun).