I accept no responsibility at all! Congratulations - I’m sure you’ll have a successful year.

😂😂😂

The Friday before the big day. It’s the law.

Definitely! And I’m sure there was promise of coffee crème’s returning but I can’t find any in my box.

I was sent to Whamhalla at 12.50pm. Slightly less than 13 hours is my worst ever result. My SiL said she didn’t do it deliberately. I’m not convinced!

Being very drunk at Rugeley can happen to the best of us so I’m not judging her for that part!

That’s them. But technically I think the Britain First variety of knuckle-draggers.

A ‘Britain First’ bus trip. But they did it in secret so no-one knew because they’re really brave. I reckon we’d have outnumbered them many times over in a counter-protest if they’d said they were coming. I’m really bloody angry!!