Joanna Theiss
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Joanna Theiss
@joannatheiss.com
Writer of weird things sitting with a cat in Washington, DC
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www.joannatheiss.com
Very jealous of my printer
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Me: my back hurts all the time, it makes no sense
Also me:
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Bird cam footage reminds me to be grateful that there's not a camera three inches from my face while I'm cracking sunflower seeds between my teeth
July 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Throwback to June 2017. I feel so naive to think that treason would be the worst of his offenses
June 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Pride Month to Grimace, too. He's not the mascot we want, but he's the one we deserve 🤣
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Except for the ones in my heart
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Does a fresh haircut cancel out a fresh literary rejection? I think so
May 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My Girl (1991)
April 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Keep going.
"Do Boycotts Work? As Target’s Traffic Declines, Tesla And Others See Shifts With Consumers" by Doug Melville @forbes.com
www.forbes.com/sites/dougme...
March 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They don't want protest because they know protest works
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Mood
March 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Here's my actual cat!
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
January 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
January 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dang people showed UP #PeoplesMarch
January 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A rainy Monday in December calls for brevity
Aguas/Waters by Miguel Avero (trans. @jcolson.bsky.social), Night Beast by @ruthjoffre.bsky.social and The Woman’s Part by @jmgatford.bsky.social
December 9, 2024 at 2:23 PM
The robots are here, and they demand our responsiveness
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I have never successfully lifted n’ peeled
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Obsessed with making the rows line up on each side of the box
The recipient will neither notice nor care, but I must get it right 😤
December 1, 2024 at 3:19 PM
He read The Sittaford Mystery, by Agatha Christie. Perfect listening for a rainy day in late November.
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Berobed men only
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Honored to have my flash tip included at Vancouver Flash Fiction. Thanks @karenschauber.bsky.social!
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
One man is responsible for me hearing "heart attack" and mentally following up with "ack ack ack ack ack."
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
She found the light
November 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Florida selfie
November 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM