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Joanna’s Bananas
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I like cats. Those bananas are mine.
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A cat is sitting in a skillet on a kitchen countertop.
June 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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A tuxedo cat is lying on his back showing his belly. The caption is the following poem. My belly is out It’s ready for stroking I will not attack But maybe I’m joking
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A cat lays down in a clear plastic container taking on the shape of the bottom and sides of the container. The caption says: Cats are liquid.
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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A tuxedo cat breaks into a cabinet and scatters a bunch of maxi pads into the cabinet and on the floor. An orange cat observes the mess. The caption says: I guess it’s time to talk to my cat about her changing body.
June 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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A photo comic in four panels depicts a cat pulling itself up to rest on a table to address the viewer. The cat is wearing a teddy bear hat and looks adorable. Captions for each panel are as follows. I… I heard… *phew* made it up I heard you were talking shit
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Pooh and Piglet walk in the woods and have a conversation. They have the following dialogue: “Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet. “No,” answered Pooh. “Fuck,” said Piglet.
February 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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A very nice dog pees on Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
February 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A very chonky cat is being rolled by a pair of human hands. Caption says: Rolling Fatties
February 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Kendrick Lamar during his performance at the Superbowl Halftime Show, walking across the stage, holding a microphone, and smiling directly at the camera. Caption says: [indecipherable to pedophile supporters]
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Captain Pike after his accident in a rolling mechanical box that keeps him alive with only his disfigured head sticking out. The caption says: They see me rollin’ They hatin’
February 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Totally fair. Is this theatrical cat with jazz hands sufficient compensation?
Cat photoshopped into a photo of a theatrical play. The cat is on its back with all four of its limbs humorously splayed. All three humans performer’s arms in the background are opened wide with jazz hands that appear a visual parallel to the cat’s splayed limbs.
February 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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@startrekshitposti.ng Mm sweet lemonade.
February 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I set a new personal record for F bombs yesterday. Every single one was justified and I regret nothing. Cat for tax.
January 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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Oh lawd.
December 11, 2024 at 8:54 PM