Joanna Denni
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🪴houseplants 🥖bread 🧶macramé 🐈cats ⚾️baseball
https://hachyderm.io/@joannalaine
✨serving swamp witch realness✨
Walking into the living room, I stumble upon this scene. I shout around the corner to my husband, cooking dinner in the kitchen, “When did you put my hat on the capybara?!”
“Like, hours ago,” he laughs.
I’ve been sitting next to this cool dude for hours now, and I had no idea.
“Like, hours ago,” he laughs.
I’ve been sitting next to this cool dude for hours now, and I had no idea.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Walking into the living room, I stumble upon this scene. I shout around the corner to my husband, cooking dinner in the kitchen, “When did you put my hat on the capybara?!”
“Like, hours ago,” he laughs.
I’ve been sitting next to this cool dude for hours now, and I had no idea.
“Like, hours ago,” he laughs.
I’ve been sitting next to this cool dude for hours now, and I had no idea.
A little girl who has been suffering through Daylight Starving Time all week
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A little girl who has been suffering through Daylight Starving Time all week
how does science explain this sleeping position?
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
how does science explain this sleeping position?
She is beauty, she is class,
she is waiting to clean my ass
she is waiting to clean my ass
August 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
She is beauty, she is class,
she is waiting to clean my ass
she is waiting to clean my ass
It was a dusty weekend, but it was a good weekend.
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It was a dusty weekend, but it was a good weekend.
I had the unique privilege of growing up as the child of a city streets employee. My dad created and maintained streets in San Diego. So he knew where everything was and how to get there.
For anywhere else, we used AAA tour books for hotels and restaurants, and Thomas guides to get there.
For anywhere else, we used AAA tour books for hotels and restaurants, and Thomas guides to get there.
June 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I had the unique privilege of growing up as the child of a city streets employee. My dad created and maintained streets in San Diego. So he knew where everything was and how to get there.
For anywhere else, we used AAA tour books for hotels and restaurants, and Thomas guides to get there.
For anywhere else, we used AAA tour books for hotels and restaurants, and Thomas guides to get there.
The Atlantic compiled some photos of Blatten in Valais, Switzerland to show the effect of the terrible glacier landslide.
www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Atlantic compiled some photos of Blatten in Valais, Switzerland to show the effect of the terrible glacier landslide.
www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
Nemo’s outfit and song “Unexplainable” were killer though, huge props to them!
May 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nemo’s outfit and song “Unexplainable” were killer though, huge props to them!
I made mushroom, egg, and cheese scallion pancake crunchwraps for breakfast this morning and I think having this much knowledge and power is going to be problematic
Happened to have most of a LQQM 10-pack in the freezer:
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Happened to have most of a LQQM 10-pack in the freezer:
www.sayweee.com/en/product/w...
May 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I made mushroom, egg, and cheese scallion pancake crunchwraps for breakfast this morning and I think having this much knowledge and power is going to be problematic
Happened to have most of a LQQM 10-pack in the freezer:
www.sayweee.com/en/product/w...
Happened to have most of a LQQM 10-pack in the freezer:
www.sayweee.com/en/product/w...
Just over here watching this wild Dbacks game
May 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just over here watching this wild Dbacks game
Uber Eats wants to know if I casually wanna add a $700 flower arrangement to my chicken katsu curry
May 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Uber Eats wants to know if I casually wanna add a $700 flower arrangement to my chicken katsu curry
“Your aircraft carrier has dropped enough F/A-18s so that a man could walk from Suez to Mecca to Sanaa without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Your aircraft carrier has dropped enough F/A-18s so that a man could walk from Suez to Mecca to Sanaa without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”
Have I mentioned that my cacti are blooming?
My cacti are blooming!!
My cacti are blooming!!
May 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Have I mentioned that my cacti are blooming?
My cacti are blooming!!
My cacti are blooming!!
I, uh, forgot to halve the dough recipe.
Good news is that I season my dough with garlic & onion powders, salt, Italian seasoning, and chili flakes. So while this “pizza” is now mostly bread, at least it’s tasty bread!
Good news is that I season my dough with garlic & onion powders, salt, Italian seasoning, and chili flakes. So while this “pizza” is now mostly bread, at least it’s tasty bread!
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I, uh, forgot to halve the dough recipe.
Good news is that I season my dough with garlic & onion powders, salt, Italian seasoning, and chili flakes. So while this “pizza” is now mostly bread, at least it’s tasty bread!
Good news is that I season my dough with garlic & onion powders, salt, Italian seasoning, and chili flakes. So while this “pizza” is now mostly bread, at least it’s tasty bread!
Legends of the Hidden Temple (1993) went pretty hard
April 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Legends of the Hidden Temple (1993) went pretty hard
aww Daisy will get double chin scritches today 💜
April 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
aww Daisy will get double chin scritches today 💜
Daisy is ready to let it all hang out after a long week at the biscuit factory
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Daisy is ready to let it all hang out after a long week at the biscuit factory
Suggested post:
“10 REASONS
EVERY
ENGRERERING
LEEAER MU T
MUSTTHINK
PRODUC AI
MANA GER.”
Yes. I mean, obviously. I’ve been saying this for years.
“10 REASONS
EVERY
ENGRERERING
LEEAER MU T
MUSTTHINK
PRODUC AI
MANA GER.”
Yes. I mean, obviously. I’ve been saying this for years.
March 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Suggested post:
“10 REASONS
EVERY
ENGRERERING
LEEAER MU T
MUSTTHINK
PRODUC AI
MANA GER.”
Yes. I mean, obviously. I’ve been saying this for years.
“10 REASONS
EVERY
ENGRERERING
LEEAER MU T
MUSTTHINK
PRODUC AI
MANA GER.”
Yes. I mean, obviously. I’ve been saying this for years.
For no particular reason
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
For no particular reason
ooooh, thanks for sharing. Their watercolors are lovely and I like that you can buy them as prints, totes, stickers, etc!
menminmade.com
menminmade.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
ooooh, thanks for sharing. Their watercolors are lovely and I like that you can buy them as prints, totes, stickers, etc!
menminmade.com
menminmade.com
When I worked with McDonald’s in 2018, I was part of their Burger Hack hackathon. My team piloted an NLP voice ordering system, and we won Xboxes for our project! I remember another team who used computer vision to recognize food boxes being placed in bags to get to go orders right 🍔
March 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
When I worked with McDonald’s in 2018, I was part of their Burger Hack hackathon. My team piloted an NLP voice ordering system, and we won Xboxes for our project! I remember another team who used computer vision to recognize food boxes being placed in bags to get to go orders right 🍔
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I’ve had an ecard for years, but I finally went in this week and made it official
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I’ve had an ecard for years, but I finally went in this week and made it official
