Joan a la Brisbone
joanhaswheels.bsky.social
Joan a la Brisbone
@joanhaswheels.bsky.social
she/her
Oh that’s how long I’ve been planning that. I finally did it!
i’m so goddam depressed (should i dye half my hair pink? the bottom half?) at least i’ve been skating a fuck ton
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
big shocker alert yall: animal farm slaps. It slapped my whole ass. I bought it and had finished reading it by the next morning. Total binge. What good, quick, creepy book.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@bigjoel.bsky.social here’s a mantis seeming to take an interest in your face.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
im so privileged core. worst I got is the show im a lead in sucks balls. how lucky am I.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dumb dumb bring me gum gum.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
No one understands how much I need boy pussy.
August 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
new vsauce video banged. hit me in very personal ways and related to stuff i’ve been writing about. it really was reversed from how it used to be: front-loaded with existentialism, and then became empowering as it continued.
July 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
vsauce uploaded a new full-length video?!
i’m only 4 minutes in and ARRGH FUCK YOU MICHAEL. this is like that torture machine zaphod gets put in in hitchhikers guide. used to be funny shit and existential later. he is become horror.
NO I DONT WANT YOUR DEATH CLOCK THAT WONT STOP THINKING ABOUT ME !
July 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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hello little friend :)
🦊👋🐺
July 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
big wall for me between thoughts and words/actions. but then, at other times, no wall at all.
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Do YOU wanna feel PREGNANT? Well NOW you CAN! Simply don’t take your estrogen for a day or two, and then slap that bitch on
IN
THE
NIGHT!
You’ll wake up with morning sickness like never before!
TRY NOW!!
July 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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'if u value your life ' shouldn't just be for turning stuff into death threats. listen to beautiful music and hang out with your friends if you value your life
July 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
things you should know

-i’m incredibly transexual
-i live on land that was never ceded by its traditional owners.
-it always was, always will be theirs.
July 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
so,, turns out contrapoints is still a fuckass. sucks to see a doll suck. zionist piece of shit
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
do yall remember when the meme was like “hey 🅱️eter” like that wasn’t funny but i remember it so you don’t have to
July 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i’m so goddam depressed (should i dye half my hair pink? the bottom half?) at least i’ve been skating a fuck ton
July 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i want more tattoos. i think i want one of a tree next
July 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
so i have one tattoo. it’s of a raven and i think that’s really cool.

i like ravens and most blackbirds. there’s one that visits my backyard.
July 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
too many things to say… i guess i’ll share them with all of you
July 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM