Jimothy Nuclearbombington
@jnuclearbombington.bsky.social
(disclaimer this account is run by a minor)
jimothy nuclearbombington - he/him
jimothy nuclearbombington - he/him
i see..
[he opens his wallet that was nonexistent prior to this point, and...
a fly flies out of it. Nothing. ]
[...Oh? It came back with exactly 56D$! How is it holding that Where did it get it]
ill take a small bottle i suppose
[handing over the 56 D$]
[he opens his wallet that was nonexistent prior to this point, and...
a fly flies out of it. Nothing. ]
[...Oh? It came back with exactly 56D$! How is it holding that Where did it get it]
ill take a small bottle i suppose
[handing over the 56 D$]
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i see..
[he opens his wallet that was nonexistent prior to this point, and...
a fly flies out of it. Nothing. ]
[...Oh? It came back with exactly 56D$! How is it holding that Where did it get it]
ill take a small bottle i suppose
[handing over the 56 D$]
[he opens his wallet that was nonexistent prior to this point, and...
a fly flies out of it. Nothing. ]
[...Oh? It came back with exactly 56D$! How is it holding that Where did it get it]
ill take a small bottle i suppose
[handing over the 56 D$]
okay clearly that didnt work out. nor will letting your nose get cut off by someone else for not selling enough of those.... whatever you said.
...how much are they. and also . what are they.
...how much are they. and also . what are they.
August 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
okay clearly that didnt work out. nor will letting your nose get cut off by someone else for not selling enough of those.... whatever you said.
...how much are they. and also . what are they.
...how much are they. and also . what are they.
yeah !!
[ it isn't clear whether he's responding to "could this be true" or "maybe i should cut it off myself". ]
[ i dont think thats good either way. ]
[ it isn't clear whether he's responding to "could this be true" or "maybe i should cut it off myself". ]
[ i dont think thats good either way. ]
August 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
yeah !!
[ it isn't clear whether he's responding to "could this be true" or "maybe i should cut it off myself". ]
[ i dont think thats good either way. ]
[ it isn't clear whether he's responding to "could this be true" or "maybe i should cut it off myself". ]
[ i dont think thats good either way. ]
think about it like this : if they cut your nose off and put it in the ground like a carrot. more carrot noses will grow... you could have A lot of noses. ....thinkabout it
August 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
think about it like this : if they cut your nose off and put it in the ground like a carrot. more carrot noses will grow... you could have A lot of noses. ....thinkabout it
no i just think they should chop your nose off. the carrot thing sounds funny though
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
no i just think they should chop your nose off. the carrot thing sounds funny though
disliking + uncommenting
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
disliking + uncommenting
[Jimothy walks directly into the ambiguous room...]
[...and promptly falls into the dark world!]
whaSADGDFGSHGJDFDHFJDASDKJADFJHDSJH-
[he hits the ground and, somehow, doesn't explode upon impact.]
Ow
[...and promptly falls into the dark world!]
whaSADGDFGSHGJDFDHFJDASDKJADFJHDSJH-
[he hits the ground and, somehow, doesn't explode upon impact.]
Ow
August 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
[Jimothy walks directly into the ambiguous room...]
[...and promptly falls into the dark world!]
whaSADGDFGSHGJDFDHFJDASDKJADFJHDSJH-
[he hits the ground and, somehow, doesn't explode upon impact.]
Ow
[...and promptly falls into the dark world!]
whaSADGDFGSHGJDFDHFJDASDKJADFJHDSJH-
[he hits the ground and, somehow, doesn't explode upon impact.]
Ow
i will maybe get you a bagel? if i have one. but i dontknow how i would get you out of there
August 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i will maybe get you a bagel? if i have one. but i dontknow how i would get you out of there
OH yeah i know the ambiguous room everyone knows the ambiguous room ill be there in a minute
August 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
OH yeah i know the ambiguous room everyone knows the ambiguous room ill be there in a minute
ok well. where is it so i can,get you the stale bagel that sucks and is old
August 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
ok well. where is it so i can,get you the stale bagel that sucks and is old
i. don't have aynthing to stab the ground with? do you just carry sharp objects with you at all times or something.
August 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i. don't have aynthing to stab the ground with? do you just carry sharp objects with you at all times or something.
what is a dark fountain .
August 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
what is a dark fountain .
the dark world. like from bowser?
August 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the dark world. like from bowser?
i have a bagel its really old and stale though. do you still want it
August 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i have a bagel its really old and stale though. do you still want it
if the soda is 98% drinken. then someone would have had to drink 98% of it? unless the soda just spawned into existence like that. but i would rather not take my chances
July 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
if the soda is 98% drinken. then someone would have had to drink 98% of it? unless the soda just spawned into existence like that. but i would rather not take my chances
oh hell yeah soda!!
...maybe i shouldn't drink that, actually. Not that theres much of it to drink,
...maybe i shouldn't drink that, actually. Not that theres much of it to drink,
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
oh hell yeah soda!!
...maybe i shouldn't drink that, actually. Not that theres much of it to drink,
...maybe i shouldn't drink that, actually. Not that theres much of it to drink,
Saturday is evil golday...
July 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Saturday is evil golday...
[text in brackets or parentheses is narration or just me speaking. hi im lyb i run this blog i go by. literally anything that isn't he/him]
July 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
[text in brackets or parentheses is narration or just me speaking. hi im lyb i run this blog i go by. literally anything that isn't he/him]
hi goldy
July 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi goldy
no way so do i
July 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
no way so do i