Jon Wood
@jnthnwd.bsky.social
London UK. Works in live events. Owns too many bicycles & canoe paddles.
I don't hate myself enough to eat Cadburys chocolate
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I don't hate myself enough to eat Cadburys chocolate
Only if you encase it in a croissant
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Only if you encase it in a croissant
...and complaining if it's less than 20%
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
...and complaining if it's less than 20%
Drowning or blunt force trauma?
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Drowning or blunt force trauma?
Toad in the black hole
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Toad in the black hole
We have our finest detective working on the case. 🇫🇷
a man in a trench coat and hat stands in a hallway
Alt: Inspector Clouseau enters the room
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We have our finest detective working on the case. 🇫🇷
We need some sort of Sumo/Proms mashup season
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We need some sort of Sumo/Proms mashup season
Is there a series of videos, using different flavours of crisps?
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Is there a series of videos, using different flavours of crisps?
I have a box of icing sugar. Sainsbury's moved out of the office address on the label 24 years ago. But it might come in handy sometime.
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have a box of icing sugar. Sainsbury's moved out of the office address on the label 24 years ago. But it might come in handy sometime.
Is this a young Will Self?
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Is this a young Will Self?
Bet his dog isn't called Wilson.
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Bet his dog isn't called Wilson.
I just feel sorry for the guys working at the car wash.
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I just feel sorry for the guys working at the car wash.
I lived in Clipstone St for about 10 years, but missed this incident.
a cat is hanging from a very tall building
Alt: Kitten Kong demolishes the Post Office Tower (The Goodies)
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I lived in Clipstone St for about 10 years, but missed this incident.
298 Kelvin, when I was a child
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
298 Kelvin, when I was a child
Well done Eeyore - have some extra thistles
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Well done Eeyore - have some extra thistles
24 watt - lacking power
USB-A - showing its age
USB-A - showing its age
October 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
24 watt - lacking power
USB-A - showing its age
USB-A - showing its age
diggers & dinosaurs are alphabetically happy neighbours
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
diggers & dinosaurs are alphabetically happy neighbours
"Grow in Kent"
What-killer tomatoes?
What-killer tomatoes?
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"Grow in Kent"
What-killer tomatoes?
What-killer tomatoes?
She going to grass him up to the local constabulary?
October 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
She going to grass him up to the local constabulary?
It did provide enough material for Zappa to release an album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZy...
Porn Wars
YouTube video by Frank Zappa - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It did provide enough material for Zappa to release an album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZy...
He needs to keep it up, or better, smoke more tabs
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
He needs to keep it up, or better, smoke more tabs