I need him to live long enough to suffer. When his regime gets toppled and his cabal of accidental births get punished to the fullest extent of the law, including you know what kind of punishment. When his supporters are crushed like 🪳 under the weight of woke 2.0, then he has my permission to die.

Time to finish building that time machine.

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I always feel like somebody's boinking me...and I have no privacy.

Headphone jacks are just good manners.

I feel the same way about my PSP.

Even they can be a bit much at times.

Once they leave the Oort Cloud, they're the universe's problem.

What happened now?

Sometimes I wonder if there's a hell and if Eva Braun is in it.

Have you thought about flinging people into other suns beside our own? You won't believe him much solar sail technology and ion drives have advanced in the past two decades.

Then she gets a puff piece in the NYTimes.

DO NOT REPEAT THEIR INSIGHTS!!!

Read the summaries for the main series. Real WTF energy.