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Lurker who likes soccer (Arsenal & SKC), law & politics, and beer.
KC via Nebraska, Ohio & UMLS.
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Modified classic Onion article about razor companies going to 5 blades on shavers to the context of 50 year mortgages
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Big Onion Energy
Why not 75 years?
Onion article: Fuck everything, we're doing five blades
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Goons from a corrupt regime arrest a Senator Goons from a corrupt regime arrest a Senator
June 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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It's fun to speculate about all the illicit angles, but I suspect she's just engaging in dumb grifting, lying about what was stolen to get a lil extra scratch.
A la Homer here...
Homer Simpson lying about having lost a Picasso & his collection of classic cars
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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January 4, 2024 at 6:34 AM