At least the Philly fans don't go to school or work so they have nothing to call out for tomorrow. Grease them poles and let’s see if fire resistant and fire proof are measurable factors within city limits.

I am not going to be one of the “I deactivated and deleted my facebook and instagram account” people but I will say I’m very tempted to see how many strikes I can acquire on LinkedIn and what that fabled jail looks like..

I have not been to a Chuck E Cheese since I was a kid, and even then I believe I only went once. Can someone tell me if it is customary for my child to bring the illness or take one with the grab bag? I don’t want to be uncouth.

Rest easy those 6, 10 minute clips of Intervention my wife watched tonight will keep her measuring out pepto bismol and googling if she can safely take acetaminophen and Motrin at the same time.

Am I supposed to keep this kids teeth? Do I make him a maraca after the last one falls? Is there a Pioneer Woman article on this?

Cousins are already plotting the walking path and who is supplying the party favors. The #holidayseason is really upon us. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to read more #clapbacks from years past while I pepper in some Waffle House fight videos.

It’s 11/17 and I’ve already begun threatening to take away Christmas decorations from my son if he doesn’t stay in his room for his nap. Is this the beginning of an arc or orgin story?