Jess N.
@jniceone.bsky.social
Sarcastic SAH mom, currently in the PNW. 👧🏼👼🏼👦🏼 Wicked DMB fan! 🎶
Maine born and raised 🦞
All Boston sports fan! 🍀
Thyroid cancer survivor. 💜 she/her
Maine born and raised 🦞
All Boston sports fan! 🍀
Thyroid cancer survivor. 💜 she/her
Maybe they should take that haunted Annabelle doll and drive it around and around the I-495 loop of D. C. for a day and just see what happens 🤷🏻♀️
May 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Maybe they should take that haunted Annabelle doll and drive it around and around the I-495 loop of D. C. for a day and just see what happens 🤷🏻♀️
You do not get to declare it’s your ‘2A right’ to own a gun while voting for the party that is dismantling the constitution, and using the SAVE Act to work around the 19th amendment because you hate women and minorities.
Common sense gun laws need to happen, NOW!!
Enough is enough!!
Common sense gun laws need to happen, NOW!!
Enough is enough!!
April 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You do not get to declare it’s your ‘2A right’ to own a gun while voting for the party that is dismantling the constitution, and using the SAVE Act to work around the 19th amendment because you hate women and minorities.
Common sense gun laws need to happen, NOW!!
Enough is enough!!
Common sense gun laws need to happen, NOW!!
Enough is enough!!
A mass shooting at FSU, trump’s resonse “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”
Well good thing RFK Jr gutted mental health programs 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I will NEVER understand how we got to a point where guns have more rights than my daughter and I.
Well good thing RFK Jr gutted mental health programs 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I will NEVER understand how we got to a point where guns have more rights than my daughter and I.
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A mass shooting at FSU, trump’s resonse “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”
Well good thing RFK Jr gutted mental health programs 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I will NEVER understand how we got to a point where guns have more rights than my daughter and I.
Well good thing RFK Jr gutted mental health programs 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I will NEVER understand how we got to a point where guns have more rights than my daughter and I.
Houston’s playing like they are a 10 seed and this is their Cinderella story.
Makes watching this #NCAAchampionship game with my Gator alum hubs a little tense 😬
Makes watching this #NCAAchampionship game with my Gator alum hubs a little tense 😬
April 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Houston’s playing like they are a 10 seed and this is their Cinderella story.
Makes watching this #NCAAchampionship game with my Gator alum hubs a little tense 😬
Makes watching this #NCAAchampionship game with my Gator alum hubs a little tense 😬
I hate living in the PNW the most when I am anxiously awaiting the season finale of a show and have to stay off line until kids are in bed so I can watch White Lotus, sans spoilers.
April 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate living in the PNW the most when I am anxiously awaiting the season finale of a show and have to stay off line until kids are in bed so I can watch White Lotus, sans spoilers.
Eat the rich, tax the rich!
And stop pissing off ocean dwellers!
And stop pissing off ocean dwellers!
April 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Eat the rich, tax the rich!
And stop pissing off ocean dwellers!
And stop pissing off ocean dwellers!
I’ve been using a lot of adjectives to describe each day since Jan 20th- bonkers, bananas, insane, horrifying, fucked, crazy… but I think I finally found the one that really depicts where America is at: BLEAK.
March 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’ve been using a lot of adjectives to describe each day since Jan 20th- bonkers, bananas, insane, horrifying, fucked, crazy… but I think I finally found the one that really depicts where America is at: BLEAK.
Not sure why the left is referred to as having trump derangement syndrome when the maga cult buys anything he mentioned, defends his every idiotic lies, and blindly follows his every order.
MAGA embodies “A state of mental instability or confusion, characterized by irrational thoughts or behaviors”
MAGA embodies “A state of mental instability or confusion, characterized by irrational thoughts or behaviors”
March 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Not sure why the left is referred to as having trump derangement syndrome when the maga cult buys anything he mentioned, defends his every idiotic lies, and blindly follows his every order.
MAGA embodies “A state of mental instability or confusion, characterized by irrational thoughts or behaviors”
MAGA embodies “A state of mental instability or confusion, characterized by irrational thoughts or behaviors”
Sure Rep. Jasmine Crockett was a little out of line with her Hot Wheels comment. But governor DEI did push to remove DEI from his state, so 🤷🏻♀️
March 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sure Rep. Jasmine Crockett was a little out of line with her Hot Wheels comment. But governor DEI did push to remove DEI from his state, so 🤷🏻♀️
My husband had TS clearance years ago. He wasn’t even allowed to take his phone into the office. My car broke down on a highway in south Florida and I had to call my dad in NH because I couldn’t reach my hubs. If he had even hinted at anything via text he would have been fired and investigated.
March 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My husband had TS clearance years ago. He wasn’t even allowed to take his phone into the office. My car broke down on a highway in south Florida and I had to call my dad in NH because I couldn’t reach my hubs. If he had even hinted at anything via text he would have been fired and investigated.
Has anyone checked on trump’s wonky right leg?
My guess is he lost it to diabetes and it’s a prothetic he struggles with.
My guess is he lost it to diabetes and it’s a prothetic he struggles with.
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Has anyone checked on trump’s wonky right leg?
My guess is he lost it to diabetes and it’s a prothetic he struggles with.
My guess is he lost it to diabetes and it’s a prothetic he struggles with.
Every time that 🍊🤡 says “can you believe it” he is 100% lying. Every. Damn. Time.
When will the press start calling him on it? We all know his maga followers don’t know how to fact check for themselves. The media has to call him out in the moment, live, on camera.
When will the press start calling him on it? We all know his maga followers don’t know how to fact check for themselves. The media has to call him out in the moment, live, on camera.
March 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every time that 🍊🤡 says “can you believe it” he is 100% lying. Every. Damn. Time.
When will the press start calling him on it? We all know his maga followers don’t know how to fact check for themselves. The media has to call him out in the moment, live, on camera.
When will the press start calling him on it? We all know his maga followers don’t know how to fact check for themselves. The media has to call him out in the moment, live, on camera.
March 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well, he brought down the stock market, maybe eggs, gas and cost of living are next. 🙄
March 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Well, he brought down the stock market, maybe eggs, gas and cost of living are next. 🙄
These past few days has me ashamed to be American. But wicked proud to be a New Englander!! 🙌🏻🇺🇦
March 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
These past few days has me ashamed to be American. But wicked proud to be a New Englander!! 🙌🏻🇺🇦
In this insane time we are living in, I have found comfort in the Roku’s Bob Barker Era Price Is Right Chanel.
Minus some ginger ale and saltines.
Minus some ginger ale and saltines.
February 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
In this insane time we are living in, I have found comfort in the Roku’s Bob Barker Era Price Is Right Chanel.
Minus some ginger ale and saltines.
Minus some ginger ale and saltines.
Proud of my home state Governor Mills for standing up to that asshat trump.
If Stephen King as taught us anything, if any state is equipt to get rid of an evil 🤡, it’s Maine!
If Stephen King as taught us anything, if any state is equipt to get rid of an evil 🤡, it’s Maine!
February 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Proud of my home state Governor Mills for standing up to that asshat trump.
If Stephen King as taught us anything, if any state is equipt to get rid of an evil 🤡, it’s Maine!
If Stephen King as taught us anything, if any state is equipt to get rid of an evil 🤡, it’s Maine!
Thank you SNL for having all the specials this weekend so I could introduce my 12 yo to some of my favorite sketches and moments and the skits behind the quotes hubs and I say around the house. #snl50
February 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Thank you SNL for having all the specials this weekend so I could introduce my 12 yo to some of my favorite sketches and moments and the skits behind the quotes hubs and I say around the house. #snl50
Where do I sign up for my tax dollars to be specifically spent on people in need, NOT on joy rides around the Daytona 500 track??
February 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Where do I sign up for my tax dollars to be specifically spent on people in need, NOT on joy rides around the Daytona 500 track??
Remember to turn your tvs off 30 minutes before the SUPERBOWL so 🍊🤡 doesn’t get the ratings.
But be sure to tune in for Trombone Shorty and Jon Batiste!
But be sure to tune in for Trombone Shorty and Jon Batiste!
February 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Remember to turn your tvs off 30 minutes before the SUPERBOWL so 🍊🤡 doesn’t get the ratings.
But be sure to tune in for Trombone Shorty and Jon Batiste!
But be sure to tune in for Trombone Shorty and Jon Batiste!
Flipping the calendar page on the wall-
“Looks like I’m not going to be around to celebrate your birthday this year. Unless you want to sign me out of school, I’d do that for you mom”
“Oh my sweet boy, thanks, but the celebration *is* you going to school”
“Looks like I’m not going to be around to celebrate your birthday this year. Unless you want to sign me out of school, I’d do that for you mom”
“Oh my sweet boy, thanks, but the celebration *is* you going to school”
January 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Flipping the calendar page on the wall-
“Looks like I’m not going to be around to celebrate your birthday this year. Unless you want to sign me out of school, I’d do that for you mom”
“Oh my sweet boy, thanks, but the celebration *is* you going to school”
“Looks like I’m not going to be around to celebrate your birthday this year. Unless you want to sign me out of school, I’d do that for you mom”
“Oh my sweet boy, thanks, but the celebration *is* you going to school”
At RFK Jrs hearing today he didn’t sound or look very healthy. He went from tanning bed brown to body builder blackface 😬
January 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
At RFK Jrs hearing today he didn’t sound or look very healthy. He went from tanning bed brown to body builder blackface 😬
I think trump saw hitlers inaguration to complete fascism in 53 days as a personal challenge to do it here in fewer days.
January 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think trump saw hitlers inaguration to complete fascism in 53 days as a personal challenge to do it here in fewer days.
As a Patriots fan “Let’s Go Buffalo” doesn’t exactly come out easily, but “F U Mahomes” just rolls off the tongue.
#AFCChampionship
#AFCChampionship
January 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
As a Patriots fan “Let’s Go Buffalo” doesn’t exactly come out easily, but “F U Mahomes” just rolls off the tongue.
#AFCChampionship
#AFCChampionship
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM