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Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything — theonion.com/humanity-sur...
Yeah, it's the human condition.
Yeah, it's the human condition.
Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything
NEW YORK—Noting that it has had thousands of years to develop a more agreeable option, humankind expressed bewilderment this week that it has yet to devise a better alternative to governing itself tha...
theonion.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything — theonion.com/humanity-sur...
Yeah, it's the human condition.
Yeah, it's the human condition.
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him
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But then , Elon whips out his phone and starts watching the secret toilet cam footage.
In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...
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But then , Elon whips out his phone and starts watching the secret toilet cam footage.
In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesda...
theonion.com
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him
....
But then , Elon whips out his phone and starts watching the secret toilet cam footage.
In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...
....
But then , Elon whips out his phone and starts watching the secret toilet cam footage.
In — theonion.com/trump-locks-...