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Joel
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Really glad this is what our dipshit President is spending his time working on.

www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...
‘Rush Hour 4’ revived after Trump urged Paramount Skydance to resurrect franchise, reports say
Studios initially declined a fourth movie over concerns around director Brett Ratner, whose career crashed after sexual misconduct allegations he denies.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The morning that Congress almost unanimously votes to release the Epstein files and this is what Fox News was showing
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh cool the other guy at the Jiffy Lube waiting room is watching videos at full volume
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You know if you have ugly fucking feet. If you do, put some damn shoes on. Nobody wants to see them.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@danbernstein.bsky.social your breakdown of George Blaha’s play by play makes me think that he’s the basketball version of Zach Zaidman’s baseball calls. Have to listen to the crowd to know if something happens then have to wait 30 seconds to find out what actually happened
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This was a fun DoorDash shopping pickup I had to make this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
THROW THE FUCKING BALL CALEB
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Buddy of mine was at a wedding with Kipnis last night. I tried to convince him to ask Kipnis for his first hand knowledge of what it felt like to lose game 7 of the World Series in extra innings in front of your home crowd
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Anyone else listening to Game 7 just hear a commercial for ivermectin for Covid 19?
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Reposted by Joel
SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
TSA doesn’t give a SHIT at O’Hare right now cause I just realized that I accidentally brought a bottle of pepper spray in my carry on today
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just told my 13 year old daughter about an inside joke that I have with my wife. She stopped, looked at me, and said “do you have anything else that goes inside mom?”

She then laughed like it was the funniest joke ever created.
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Guy I know’s wife tried to set up a Little Free Library in her front yard. Found these notes taped to the library this afternoon. I hate so much what this country has become.
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
New hoodie.
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“You think we should hang this TV where people working out can see it?”

“Nah, throw it behind everyone. People using treadmills prefer to stare at a wall two feet in front of their face”
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sitting at 45 minutes and counting on this oil change. Come on, Jiffy Lube. Get it together.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just got this email and I have questions.
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Racist “kids” turn into racist adults and racist adults shoot minorities and elect dipshits
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Standing outside of church monitoring who comes into the parking lot cause ICE raided the high school in town today and the kids that are here for their middle school youth group are scared that they might be taken away. So fuck ICE, fuck Trump, and FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR THIS.
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How was that not illegal hands to the face on the LB against Rome?
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Commanders are the new Chiefs. Fucking officiating sucks.
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There’s a lady in this store doing a medical intake questionnaire on speakerphone in line for the register.
October 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Friend of mine asked ChatGPT to write a song about Ian Happ and it’s an absolute banger.

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/dgycf...
www.dropbox.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM