Once I start something I can’t quit. Please free me from not being able to stop reading/watching a book, movie or show I’m not enjoying much. Why would God make me like this. Just wasting my own time.
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Once I start something I can’t quit. Please free me from not being able to stop reading/watching a book, movie or show I’m not enjoying much. Why would God make me like this. Just wasting my own time.
I think I’m finally recovered from Beyoncé ATL. I wish I could go again before it’s over 😔
July 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I think I’m finally recovered from Beyoncé ATL. I wish I could go again before it’s over 😔
I have a stone fruit allergy but I really want to eat this peach 😔 thinking about having Benadryl on standby and taking the risk
June 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I have a stone fruit allergy but I really want to eat this peach 😔 thinking about having Benadryl on standby and taking the risk
Why did I get stuck in the worst timeline? I’m not supposed to be here 😭 😭 😭 I want to go
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May 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why did I get stuck in the worst timeline? I’m not supposed to be here 😭 😭 😭 I want to go
I told that man run that thang over and he said he still out. He cheatin or Im trash huh?
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I told that man run that thang over and he said he still out. He cheatin or Im trash huh?
I couldn’t keep my eyes open just to get in the bed and be wide awake. 😞
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I couldn’t keep my eyes open just to get in the bed and be wide awake. 😞
I really thought I could stay out all night and be ok today
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April 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I really thought I could stay out all night and be ok today
Work is really ruining the amazing sleep I could be having during this storm
March 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Work is really ruining the amazing sleep I could be having during this storm
I cannot wait for hoochie daddy shorts. I’m ready for thigh meat. Can’t yall start a lil early this year please? Spark some joy!
March 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I cannot wait for hoochie daddy shorts. I’m ready for thigh meat. Can’t yall start a lil early this year please? Spark some joy!
There is a little pocket it hell dedicated to people who do not clean the snow off the top of their car. Just letting it blow off and blind the people behind them.
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
There is a little pocket it hell dedicated to people who do not clean the snow off the top of their car. Just letting it blow off and blind the people behind them.
My intrusive thoughts are never helpful. Trying to convince me I deserve to live unburdened with responsibilities. Meanwhile it’s 14 degrees outside. Who else going to keep shelter over your head sis?? Put that alarm back on.
February 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My intrusive thoughts are never helpful. Trying to convince me I deserve to live unburdened with responsibilities. Meanwhile it’s 14 degrees outside. Who else going to keep shelter over your head sis?? Put that alarm back on.
I got this Costco membership but I don’t need a 6 month supply of anything. What am I supposed to buy from here y’all?
February 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I got this Costco membership but I don’t need a 6 month supply of anything. What am I supposed to buy from here y’all?
I really thought I was about to have a perfect morning. It was nice and quiet on the walk from my car to the office. No one on the elevator so I didn’t have to do nonsense small talk. Soon as I unpacked my laptop here come the office chatterbox. Don’t you have someone to talk to at home bro!??!!
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I really thought I was about to have a perfect morning. It was nice and quiet on the walk from my car to the office. No one on the elevator so I didn’t have to do nonsense small talk. Soon as I unpacked my laptop here come the office chatterbox. Don’t you have someone to talk to at home bro!??!!
Is there a make a wish foundation to hook me up with Jalen Hurts?
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February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is there a make a wish foundation to hook me up with Jalen Hurts?
Drake is ruining his music for me. Now every time a song of his comes on I used to enjoy all I can think is ‘Karen ass bitch’ and skip. I wish he stop.
January 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Drake is ruining his music for me. Now every time a song of his comes on I used to enjoy all I can think is ‘Karen ass bitch’ and skip. I wish he stop.
My affirmations to get me thru returning to work after being out for 2 weeks: your bills are paid, your credit score is high, your ass is fat and boobs so big they sit in the sky. Amen. We can do this y’all!
January 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My affirmations to get me thru returning to work after being out for 2 weeks: your bills are paid, your credit score is high, your ass is fat and boobs so big they sit in the sky. Amen. We can do this y’all!
I really should be prepping for this coming snow/ice storm but I’m just going to do nothing then be mad and regret my inaction later if something goes wrong.
January 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I really should be prepping for this coming snow/ice storm but I’m just going to do nothing then be mad and regret my inaction later if something goes wrong.
I absolutely hate cleaning the oven. Worst chore ever. But I’m almost done with my pre new year deep clean and laundry. Then I need to soak my black eyed peas. Then finally it’s turn up time. Be safe out there yall!
December 31, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I absolutely hate cleaning the oven. Worst chore ever. But I’m almost done with my pre new year deep clean and laundry. Then I need to soak my black eyed peas. Then finally it’s turn up time. Be safe out there yall!
If I turned into a balloon and floated away, I wonder where I would eventually drift back down. I hope I wouldn’t deflate though, just gently sink back down. I’d want to be red too.
December 31, 2024 at 3:18 AM
If I turned into a balloon and floated away, I wonder where I would eventually drift back down. I hope I wouldn’t deflate though, just gently sink back down. I’d want to be red too.
Get yall one of these. This flu has been the worst I’ve ever had. I don’t know what strain is going around but it has a personal vendetta. Don’t let it catch you with your guard down. 0/10
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December 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Get yall one of these. This flu has been the worst I’ve ever had. I don’t know what strain is going around but it has a personal vendetta. Don’t let it catch you with your guard down. 0/10
Please release me from the temptation of baking another batch of cookies. I don’t have anyone to give them to until Tuesday and I can’t trust myself alone with them for that long.
December 15, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Please release me from the temptation of baking another batch of cookies. I don’t have anyone to give them to until Tuesday and I can’t trust myself alone with them for that long.
Is life even worth living at that point? Everybody funky and we fighting over the last food. No thanks. Send me to the pearly gates to cloud surf and see my loved ones.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, are you fighting to stay alive?
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December 11, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Is life even worth living at that point? Everybody funky and we fighting over the last food. No thanks. Send me to the pearly gates to cloud surf and see my loved ones.
My heat is fully functioning again! I can get back to my Winnie the Pooh uniform
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December 7, 2024 at 1:17 PM
My heat is fully functioning again! I can get back to my Winnie the Pooh uniform
It’s cold in my house but I can’t sleep without my fan. So I’ll have both my fan and a heated blanket. Only God can judge me.
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 AM
It’s cold in my house but I can’t sleep without my fan. So I’ll have both my fan and a heated blanket. Only God can judge me.
It’s unreasonably cold in my house and I hope that odd noise was not the hvac. 😭😭😭😭 👷♀️🛠️🥶❄️ lawd help me
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December 2, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It’s unreasonably cold in my house and I hope that odd noise was not the hvac. 😭😭😭😭 👷♀️🛠️🥶❄️ lawd help me