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The screenshot in question, of the article in the Onion, with the real ad. I just changed some NSFW text as though I were overdubbing a movie for 1990s broadcast TV.
A screenshot of an article from the Onion with a dubiously placed ad for the TV show "the Paper" and an edit to an NSFW phrase. Text: so why don't we stop talking and let nature take its course, eh? I'll tell you what, I'm going to leave a key to the room on this table and go upstairs. Room 819. What do you boys think? Want to friend a reporter from America's finest news source? Advertisement: the paper Monday, NBC, streaming on Peacock Note: "friend" was not the original suggestion but I am a professional and don't want to seem uncouth. Also I have been flying all day and I'm exhausted and this made me laugh when I saw it, but maybe it isn't funny. I don't know anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Thankfully this didn't get stuck in my head all weekend.
A label on a soap dispenser: "luscious quenching liquid hand soap" and "hydration éclat savon à mains liquide" The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but with the text "Luscious Quenching Liquid Hand Soap"
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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My wife dreamed that she took our cats to a spa, they jumped into the pool, and then they surfaced again as "hotties in their thirties."
Two cats curled up together on a bed. One is a black and white tuxedo cat, the other is light brown with dark brown points. Both have white paws and tummies. The brown cat, Greg, has a single eye cracked, presenting a mischievous appearance. The other, Alex, is deeply asleep.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Neighborhood cats: the real reason we go for walks.
A gray cat Two cats. One is tabby and the other brown with dark points and a white chin and chest. A gray cat with a white chest. The bridge of its nose is also white. It is lying amidst coils of garden hose. A white and orange cat, walking away, but looking back in a mixture of apprehension and longing. It has a stripey tail.
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Pretty excited for this upcoming episode of Grand Designs.
Part of the White House being demolished, with the logo of the television program Grand Designs superimposed, as well as its host Kevin McCloud. The television program features self-built or modified homes, often with questionable or impossible choices and schedules.
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The morning view out my bedroom window. The sunchokes are eleven feet tall and luminous.
A photo out a window. The screen is covered in spiderwebs and backlit by morning sun. Outside of the window are daisy-like flowers on very tall plants called sunchokes with broad leaves.
September 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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As a timeline cleanse, here is the feral cat, Shacklegänger, whom we are trying to convince to use a litter box and live indoors.
A smallish male cat sitting on a cat mattress next to a baby gate. The cat is looking over his shoulder at the camera. The cat is a siamese mix, with dark chocolate points, a tawny coat, and white paws, chest, and face. His eyes are pale blue.
September 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM