Mixmaster Sunbeam J
@jmspdly.bsky.social
Cack-handed. CPSU. Cat parent. Curmudgeon. Journalism BA (UQ, 1991). Virtue Signaller. Meanjin, Turrbal Nation, Australia.
@ipapersport.bsky.social you need to check if your cricket correspondent is actually in Australia. His Jonny Barstow article is fantasy. We don’t care about the stumping; you guys care about it. Mind you if your journo is in Perth that explains it. No one in Australia cares what they say over there.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@ipapersport.bsky.social you need to check if your cricket correspondent is actually in Australia. His Jonny Barstow article is fantasy. We don’t care about the stumping; you guys care about it. Mind you if your journo is in Perth that explains it. No one in Australia cares what they say over there.
“You can’t threaten people.”
Guys, what did you think ‘first against the wall’ meant?
Guys, what did you think ‘first against the wall’ meant?
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“You can’t threaten people.”
Guys, what did you think ‘first against the wall’ meant?
Guys, what did you think ‘first against the wall’ meant?
Ad standards won’t go forward with my complaint about the shockingly grotesque Yellow Tail bus advertisements.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Ad standards won’t go forward with my complaint about the shockingly grotesque Yellow Tail bus advertisements.
Is “Mountbatten” his middle name? Because it’s not a hyphenated surname. Andrew M. Windsor should suffice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Is “Mountbatten” his middle name? Because it’s not a hyphenated surname. Andrew M. Windsor should suffice.
I can’t help thinking Amber is lying about everything… especially Brad. #theArchers
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I can’t help thinking Amber is lying about everything… especially Brad. #theArchers
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social is Dave doing insurance ads in Australia now?
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social is Dave doing insurance ads in Australia now?
@qld.greens.org.au hey so if the IOC bans transgender people, will the Greens press for us to NOT host the Olympics in 2032? Queenslanders don’t want to be involved with such disgraceful discrimination. #qldpol
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@qld.greens.org.au hey so if the IOC bans transgender people, will the Greens press for us to NOT host the Olympics in 2032? Queenslanders don’t want to be involved with such disgraceful discrimination. #qldpol
SA Education Department, leave the teacher alone. There is nothing wrong with dressing like Charlie Kirk for Halloween. He was a ghoul and we’re glad he’s dead. #sapol
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
SA Education Department, leave the teacher alone. There is nothing wrong with dressing like Charlie Kirk for Halloween. He was a ghoul and we’re glad he’s dead. #sapol
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social that’s a ‘bucket bong’ you’re describing.
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social that’s a ‘bucket bong’ you’re describing.
VA1496 just did an aborted approach at Brisbane airport._
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
VA1496 just did an aborted approach at Brisbane airport._
Jacinta Price should not be allowed to speak on indigenous affairs. She torpedoed the voice becoming are SHE wanted to be the voice. Don’t keep quoting her bullshit. #auspol
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jacinta Price should not be allowed to speak on indigenous affairs. She torpedoed the voice becoming are SHE wanted to be the voice. Don’t keep quoting her bullshit. #auspol
Which dignitary is flying into Brisbane now on a RAAF BBJ?
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Which dignitary is flying into Brisbane now on a RAAF BBJ?
BOM had just ruined its website.
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
BOM had just ruined its website.
A semi-colon in a sentence resets the comma counter.
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
A semi-colon in a sentence resets the comma counter.
Today is October 8. Two years ago is when the Palestinian death toll overtook the “Israeli”* one and their revenge has never stopped. *Not all killed were Israeli.
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Today is October 8. Two years ago is when the Palestinian death toll overtook the “Israeli”* one and their revenge has never stopped. *Not all killed were Israeli.
J k Rowling is 4 years older than me. Why are her attitudes 24 years older than me? I grew up know trans women are women. Why didn’t she?
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
J k Rowling is 4 years older than me. Why are her attitudes 24 years older than me? I grew up know trans women are women. Why didn’t she?
Suck on that, you southerners.
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Suck on that, you southerners.
Hey, I’ve been off bluesky for a while. Apparently we aren’t allowed to talk about the turd that got flushed?
September 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey, I’ve been off bluesky for a while. Apparently we aren’t allowed to talk about the turd that got flushed?
Pretty happy that I have been able to work a sledge against an Alexander Hamilton into my 1980s-set fairy princess romantasy novel.
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Pretty happy that I have been able to work a sledge against an Alexander Hamilton into my 1980s-set fairy princess romantasy novel.