JM Seaborn
@jmseaborn.bsky.social
Writer of consensual D/s stories here and at @writteninkink. 44. Bald. Bearded. Tall. Grouchy.
My back hair is turning grey.
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My back hair is turning grey.
Speaking of arseholes
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Speaking of arseholes
I'm writing for the first time in about a month.
The extent to which my job destroys my energy and time is depressing, as is my own lack of discipline.
But I'm writing.
The extent to which my job destroys my energy and time is depressing, as is my own lack of discipline.
But I'm writing.
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm writing for the first time in about a month.
The extent to which my job destroys my energy and time is depressing, as is my own lack of discipline.
But I'm writing.
The extent to which my job destroys my energy and time is depressing, as is my own lack of discipline.
But I'm writing.
Well, this is very kind. Also, very pleased by pooch fan mail
September 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well, this is very kind. Also, very pleased by pooch fan mail
Oof. Always reluctant to answer such personal questions. Keep an eye on @writteninkink.bsky.social for fictional translations of things which may or may not have happened.
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oof. Always reluctant to answer such personal questions. Keep an eye on @writteninkink.bsky.social for fictional translations of things which may or may not have happened.
Both me, and my teenage bullied self, may need some convincing.
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Both me, and my teenage bullied self, may need some convincing.
TW: Suicide discussion.
Today is National Suicide Prevention day. l'd like to re-write a short thread I've written before. And with it, share a picture. A picture that means more to me than any other physical object.
Today is National Suicide Prevention day. l'd like to re-write a short thread I've written before. And with it, share a picture. A picture that means more to me than any other physical object.
September 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
TW: Suicide discussion.
Today is National Suicide Prevention day. l'd like to re-write a short thread I've written before. And with it, share a picture. A picture that means more to me than any other physical object.
Today is National Suicide Prevention day. l'd like to re-write a short thread I've written before. And with it, share a picture. A picture that means more to me than any other physical object.
This is a pretty great city
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
This is a pretty great city
This is a picture of me with a mate of mine in the eighties.
It's also a picture of me with him, now.
It's also a picture of me with him, now.
August 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is a picture of me with a mate of mine in the eighties.
It's also a picture of me with him, now.
It's also a picture of me with him, now.
This may be the first documented instance of a woman returning* a stolen t-shirt.
*I stole it back.
*I stole it back.
August 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This may be the first documented instance of a woman returning* a stolen t-shirt.
*I stole it back.
*I stole it back.
I know this is a childish waste of time and I'm probably just fucking with a bot, but I have to believe any Superman fans out there will appreciate this joke.
July 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I know this is a childish waste of time and I'm probably just fucking with a bot, but I have to believe any Superman fans out there will appreciate this joke.
Orson, sometimes I feel like the people of Earth don't really listen to me.
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Orson, sometimes I feel like the people of Earth don't really listen to me.
While I'm feeling myself look how good my beard looks. Yes I'm a little drunk
July 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
While I'm feeling myself look how good my beard looks. Yes I'm a little drunk
Years ago, when I told my friend this story, he made me this. It's one of my favourite things in the world.
July 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Years ago, when I told my friend this story, he made me this. It's one of my favourite things in the world.
I'm 44 years old and had dust in my eyes.
He's here, somehow.
I believe it, somehow.
He's here, somehow.
I believe it, somehow.
July 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm 44 years old and had dust in my eyes.
He's here, somehow.
I believe it, somehow.
He's here, somehow.
I believe it, somehow.
Not in a movie. Not in a comic. Here, in my city.
I left work early and went down to London Bridge, quickly realising that it was the worst place to see him because it was too close.
I walked back. And back. And like that little space cadet... looked up.
I left work early and went down to London Bridge, quickly realising that it was the worst place to see him because it was too close.
I walked back. And back. And like that little space cadet... looked up.
July 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not in a movie. Not in a comic. Here, in my city.
I left work early and went down to London Bridge, quickly realising that it was the worst place to see him because it was too close.
I walked back. And back. And like that little space cadet... looked up.
I left work early and went down to London Bridge, quickly realising that it was the worst place to see him because it was too close.
I walked back. And back. And like that little space cadet... looked up.
And years later still, when I sank even lower, when someone broke my kite, I wrote a two page story of what Superman might say to me if I made a stupid choice.
But I didn't write it, as much as I transcribed it. And he saved me.
But I didn't write it, as much as I transcribed it. And he saved me.
July 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
And years later still, when I sank even lower, when someone broke my kite, I wrote a two page story of what Superman might say to me if I made a stupid choice.
But I didn't write it, as much as I transcribed it. And he saved me.
But I didn't write it, as much as I transcribed it. And he saved me.
I think it's super thoughtful that someone has put pictures of my boy all over London just to cheer me up and give me support.
Keep seeing him on the tube, on the side of buses. Above and beyond. Thank you.
Keep seeing him on the tube, on the side of buses. Above and beyond. Thank you.
June 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I think it's super thoughtful that someone has put pictures of my boy all over London just to cheer me up and give me support.
Keep seeing him on the tube, on the side of buses. Above and beyond. Thank you.
Keep seeing him on the tube, on the side of buses. Above and beyond. Thank you.
I have a busy job and am often surrounded with people who need one thing or another. I'm also lucky enough to have a busy personal life with lots of friends and family.
And I'm a big guy. I take up a lot of space.
I can't tell you how medicinal this feels. Just us. No one else around for miles.
And I'm a big guy. I take up a lot of space.
I can't tell you how medicinal this feels. Just us. No one else around for miles.
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have a busy job and am often surrounded with people who need one thing or another. I'm also lucky enough to have a busy personal life with lots of friends and family.
And I'm a big guy. I take up a lot of space.
I can't tell you how medicinal this feels. Just us. No one else around for miles.
And I'm a big guy. I take up a lot of space.
I can't tell you how medicinal this feels. Just us. No one else around for miles.