JQ 🦃 🍁 🥧
@jmq.bsky.social
Bourbon, tiki drinks 🍹, doodles, and jaguars. DTWD
Defense (complimentary)
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Defense (complimentary)
The big one ate an entire rug as a puppy at 7 pm on Halloween had to take her to a horse vet because it was that was open $2k with an overnight stay in a horse barn. The little one ate a whole cat box full of litter and had to get $600 worth of dog laxatives
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The big one ate an entire rug as a puppy at 7 pm on Halloween had to take her to a horse vet because it was that was open $2k with an overnight stay in a horse barn. The little one ate a whole cat box full of litter and had to get $600 worth of dog laxatives
I have sent this to numerous people over the last month and not one person knows Eek.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have sent this to numerous people over the last month and not one person knows Eek.
Sets feet. Squares shoulders. Perfect form.
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sets feet. Squares shoulders. Perfect form.
Dear Amazon, I have your 007 answer
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dear Amazon, I have your 007 answer
I have the perfect answer.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have the perfect answer.
Florida dogs when it drops below 60
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Florida dogs when it drops below 60
You get off a ship and there’s a thousand rug vendors and then this appears
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You get off a ship and there’s a thousand rug vendors and then this appears
Absolutely does not understand the time change and why it’s not dinner time now. Pouring and staring at me
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Absolutely does not understand the time change and why it’s not dinner time now. Pouring and staring at me
Private pilgrim Reporting for duty sir
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Private pilgrim Reporting for duty sir
Offering the kids a choice of sweet or salty this year. Ramen and peanut butter crackers are the winner so far
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Offering the kids a choice of sweet or salty this year. Ramen and peanut butter crackers are the winner so far
The big doodle always goes to bed early with Mom and alpha cat and little doodle always stay downstairs with me.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The big doodle always goes to bed early with Mom and alpha cat and little doodle always stay downstairs with me.
Minneola does not feel like Florida topographicaly.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Minneola does not feel like Florida topographicaly.
The most photogenic dog on earth
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The most photogenic dog on earth
Birthday cruise vibes are high
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Birthday cruise vibes are high
Shout out rogue creamery. This is absolutely the best blue cheese we’ve had.
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Shout out rogue creamery. This is absolutely the best blue cheese we’ve had.