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jason moore (real/official)
@jmoore.bsky.social
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I’m looking at COAT BATH
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Cast off the shackles of your oppressors, man. Rules are meant to be broken!
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Proton has great spam filters and no LLM nonsense
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Grok had ceased to be “AI” and is just a bunch of conditionals in a trench coat
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s like a bunch of fifth graders trying to decide what is most titilating
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have that suit I just need my Mona Lisa
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Stephen Miller has plenary power to be full of shit on television
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Man, if only. Incidentally I think 2008 is when I accosted you on BART!
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You could get pretty close by taking the video from Green Jello’s song and putting the Commodores over top
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You’re gonna be shocked if the current dem leadership fumbles this on the goal line?
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Whenever I tell people about the AWBT they can’t believe trans-continental burrito logistics existed decades before UberEats
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Shitloader, clearly.
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We’re ready for the Bond/Indiana Jones/Star Wars crossover
August 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I thought it was the party of face-EATING leopards.
July 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
July 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“Your writers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
July 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
But her emails…
July 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nope, yer touching the meat!
July 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If this works in both NY and Texas, it works everywhere.
June 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well, this didn’t age well. Now it’s Saturday!
June 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve started asking for a markdown summary of the plan, and then iterate on that before I commit to burning tokens on actual code
May 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM