Jon Mooallem
@jmooallem.bsky.social
jonmooallem.com
Originator of the “Heavy Tarp” theory of societal decline
Originator of the “Heavy Tarp” theory of societal decline
“Book III“ out tomorrow, can’t wait!
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Book III“ out tomorrow, can’t wait!
Dispatch from three-dimensional space: Seconds after this was taken, garbage truck hauled around the corner. Owl flew to higher perch. Truck stopped, garbage guy watched, made binocular-eyes at me with his hands to make sure I saw, and we both did gleeful thumbs up.
Lots happening out here.
Lots happening out here.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dispatch from three-dimensional space: Seconds after this was taken, garbage truck hauled around the corner. Owl flew to higher perch. Truck stopped, garbage guy watched, made binocular-eyes at me with his hands to make sure I saw, and we both did gleeful thumbs up.
Lots happening out here.
Lots happening out here.
mockup of a shirt I’d buy to vent my frustration while shopping at my town’s unnecessarily fancy grocery store, proceeds of which could
go to Feeding America or similar, thus leveraging privileged grievance into actual help for people who need it.
just an idea.
go to Feeding America or similar, thus leveraging privileged grievance into actual help for people who need it.
just an idea.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
mockup of a shirt I’d buy to vent my frustration while shopping at my town’s unnecessarily fancy grocery store, proceeds of which could
go to Feeding America or similar, thus leveraging privileged grievance into actual help for people who need it.
just an idea.
go to Feeding America or similar, thus leveraging privileged grievance into actual help for people who need it.
just an idea.
True of lots of things! Use your bodies! A great embodification is dawning! Thank you, Pope!
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
True of lots of things! Use your bodies! A great embodification is dawning! Thank you, Pope!
More and more convinced of my own “Very Heavy Tarp” theory of societal decline.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
More and more convinced of my own “Very Heavy Tarp” theory of societal decline.
Mookie Wilson listening to the play by play of the ball going through Buckner’s legs.
October 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mookie Wilson listening to the play by play of the ball going through Buckner’s legs.
once we solve other problems let’s also encourage more services that text you about the whereabouts of whales
October 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
once we solve other problems let’s also encourage more services that text you about the whereabouts of whales
classic ’Missed Connection’
September 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
classic ’Missed Connection’
Michael Donaghy (1954-2004) on false raptures.
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Michael Donaghy (1954-2004) on false raptures.
go, little homepage popup and godspeed
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
go, little homepage popup and godspeed
designing hats is my new hobby and I am betting big on this aesthetic
August 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
designing hats is my new hobby and I am betting big on this aesthetic
Sometimes caps, sometimes guitar pedals—this is something boys do when a new friend comes over.
August 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sometimes caps, sometimes guitar pedals—this is something boys do when a new friend comes over.
we are fighting with each other when we should be fighting flesh-eating screwworms together
August 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
we are fighting with each other when we should be fighting flesh-eating screwworms together
so close to melt maxxing, could have invented it
July 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
so close to melt maxxing, could have invented it
in conclusion, I'd love for as many human beings as possible to see the amazing way raindrops got suspended in an invisible spider web in the grass. (picture taken moments before my dog trounced it.)
July 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
in conclusion, I'd love for as many human beings as possible to see the amazing way raindrops got suspended in an invisible spider web in the grass. (picture taken moments before my dog trounced it.)
It rained 10 hours ago. Found this water in the grass. Why did water do this?
July 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It rained 10 hours ago. Found this water in the grass. Why did water do this?
My favorite part was when they all kicked up one leg, smiled wide and hollered, “Koyaanisqatsi!”
July 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My favorite part was when they all kicked up one leg, smiled wide and hollered, “Koyaanisqatsi!”