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jmo
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havin small tiddies in a big tiddy gang gotta be hard

i feel for yall ladies
February 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
(non lethal)
February 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
don’t have a lil sassy dog if you aren’t willing to be a lil sassy
February 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
absolutely wild that there are two territories where gaining US statehood is a majority favorable position but we’re here talking about all of these ones that aren’t even under US control
February 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
trump’s america
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
godzilla with the foams
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by jmo
I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
joining tiktok to post chinese propaganda so they ban it again
January 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
my ragtag group winning the chicken hunt might honestly inflate my ego for the next year
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
thought it was spodeman

was just an orange javkey
January 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i came here to shit and vape and i’m almost all out of poo
January 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
this plane train smell like old man fart
January 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
why the guy in the urinal next over pee sound chunky
January 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
so telling that daft punk broke up just so they wouldn’t have to produce for the weekend anymore
January 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
why my pee smell like taco bell meat
January 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
start college in high school at high school early college start
December 21, 2024 at 12:27 AM
happy ham day
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
they gentrified roku city
December 20, 2024 at 6:47 AM
whoever discovered banana/peanutbutter deserves a throne in the kingdom of heaven
December 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
really making a meal of the neighborhood name “foggy bottom”
December 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
the call me mr. milk master
December 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
these beautiful arab women will be the death of me
December 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
you: a smart fellow

me: a fart smellow
December 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
i think my dad uses a gpt to draft his texts
December 1, 2024 at 1:13 AM
just accidentally kicked my roomate (a rat)
December 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM