I don't even like metal and I'm excited.

Sack the mill, ferry the cuck, hate the grain.

You ever wonder who the narrator of this song is? Whoever it is sure knows a lot about what went down, and doesn't think much of Lefty. What I'm saying is there's a legit read in there where zombie Pancho returns from the dead for vengeance.

Generous assuming these guys crank hog like mortal men. They just squeeze their legs together and shimmy until they achieve a parody of climax.

The ouroboros swallows another knuckle. Bon appetit!

Same playlist or were there differences? Could be kinda cool. Like “Seasons of TMBG”.

I don't know this for a fact, but I've heard that if you best a Komodo dragon in hand-to-hand combat, you're legally allowed to wear it's hide and claws into any Buc-ee's in GA & TN, and 3 locations in panhandle FL. This could be time consuming, but the results might be worth it.

Can't speak for the man, but I love a guess: what're the odds it's gas station drugs, rare knives, and tools to assist in meat processing?

Well didn’t we just deport a bunch of innocent people willing to work brutal hours in horrendous conditions for menial pay? Will no one think of the strawberries?!

Coming from a place without pizza, alas, this may be the only time I ever agree with Matt Walsh about anything ever. Not that they were ever good, but that they are somehow much worse. Spoiler: the "somehow" is US Foods/Sysco.