This feels like performance art.

(old man voice) I thought everything was wireless these days!

I like the English language (which is fortunate, since it's the only one I have), but phrases like "exotic animal cafe" can be taken more than one way.

If only the Biden administration had been able to release those files... 😐

Yeah, I'm sure she'll be different... 😐

I used to think the Democrats were spineless.

However, they will fight tooth and nail for some things, like more money for cops or Ukraine.

So it's not that their spineless, it's that they only fight for things they want.

I hate Bernie.

It might have something to do with all the stab wounds in my back.

That answer would have surprised me just a few years ago...