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Did I over react to the quiet place day 1? Or will I get my period in two days?
May 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Strong winds dislodged a U.S. Customs and Border Protection surveillance blimp in South Padre Island, Texas, this week, sending it on an unplanned journey of nearly 600 miles across the state until it crashed into power lines outside Dallas, the authorities said.
Strong Winds Send U.S. Customs Blimp on a 600-Mile Trip Across Texas
Wind blasts dislodged the aircraft from its moorings in South Padre. The blimp drifted all the way to the Dallas area, where it crashed into power lines.
www.nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you thought Pulitzer Prize winner Kendrick Lamar’s half time show was boring, that’s ok we already knew you were stupid. You didn’t have to tell us again.
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s still fucking January.
January 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Me, age 27 (hopeful): anything can happen!

Me, age 37 (horrified): anything can happen.
January 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Another Black Friday gone and I still haven’t punched someone over a $100 flat screen tv. The worst!
November 30, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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Throwing it back to one of my all-time favorite Thanksgiving posts.

Isabella was too real for this.
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 PM
What if I just spend a bunch of money now and little to no money when the orange guy is in charge?
November 27, 2024 at 2:22 AM
My mom has finally left. Cris and I will be re-washing dishes for a week.
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM