J M Holmes, author 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@jmholmes-author.bsky.social
Tactical Officer on the Bridge of the Kobayashi Maru. Author of award-winning crime noir and science fiction. Proud Canadian. Reluctant American. Wannabe Parisian. Notre Dame fan. Go Irish!
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My crime noir novel “THEY LEFT ME FOR DEAD” has won exclusively FIVE STAR reviews on both sides of the Atlantic now!
Check it out:
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March 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Just blocked another account.
If you restrict who may comment on your posts, then you’re getting blocked.
If you’re too fragile to handle seeing people’s opinions of your content, maybe you shouldn’t be posting on social media at all.
Goodbye forever, @profgalloway.com
If you restrict who may comment on your posts, then you’re getting blocked.
If you’re too fragile to handle seeing people’s opinions of your content, maybe you shouldn’t be posting on social media at all.
Goodbye forever, @profgalloway.com
March 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just blocked another account.
If you restrict who may comment on your posts, then you’re getting blocked.
If you’re too fragile to handle seeing people’s opinions of your content, maybe you shouldn’t be posting on social media at all.
Goodbye forever, @profgalloway.com
If you restrict who may comment on your posts, then you’re getting blocked.
If you’re too fragile to handle seeing people’s opinions of your content, maybe you shouldn’t be posting on social media at all.
Goodbye forever, @profgalloway.com
I can say this ‘cause I’ve got dual.
March 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I can say this ‘cause I’ve got dual.
Transgender man lies in a hospital bed as his newborn baby is handed to him after he paid a surrogate to have a baby for him.
February 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Transgender man lies in a hospital bed as his newborn baby is handed to him after he paid a surrogate to have a baby for him.
CBS is starting a new “Survivor” spinoff — “Survivor: DC Government Employee”, where contestants have to avoid getting voted off the Beltway at the end of each episode, but the only one who can vote is Elon Musk.
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
CBS is starting a new “Survivor” spinoff — “Survivor: DC Government Employee”, where contestants have to avoid getting voted off the Beltway at the end of each episode, but the only one who can vote is Elon Musk.
The perfect Valentine’s Day gift for every man: Pez dispenser.
February 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The perfect Valentine’s Day gift for every man: Pez dispenser.
LOL. Closer to the truth than you’d think.
January 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
LOL. Closer to the truth than you’d think.
This is a good example of the fragility of many Bluesky users
This so-called advocate of free speech & access to all books posted proudly about removing a book whose content they disagreed with.
When I carefully & thoughtfully pointed out the problems with taking such actions, they blocked me. LOL
This so-called advocate of free speech & access to all books posted proudly about removing a book whose content they disagreed with.
When I carefully & thoughtfully pointed out the problems with taking such actions, they blocked me. LOL
January 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is a good example of the fragility of many Bluesky users
This so-called advocate of free speech & access to all books posted proudly about removing a book whose content they disagreed with.
When I carefully & thoughtfully pointed out the problems with taking such actions, they blocked me. LOL
This so-called advocate of free speech & access to all books posted proudly about removing a book whose content they disagreed with.
When I carefully & thoughtfully pointed out the problems with taking such actions, they blocked me. LOL
Squanchie likes her new cat bed.
January 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Squanchie likes her new cat bed.
Rocky’s safe space is her cat bed beneath the air hockey table.
January 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Rocky’s safe space is her cat bed beneath the air hockey table.
Grey Kitty is happy just to curl up on any old piece of carpeting. As long as it’s inside out of the cold.
January 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Grey Kitty is happy just to curl up on any old piece of carpeting. As long as it’s inside out of the cold.
Batman doesn’t take kindly to being woken up for pictures.
January 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Batman doesn’t take kindly to being woken up for pictures.
Squanchie wants to get back to sleep.
January 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Squanchie wants to get back to sleep.
Grumpy Cat has had a hard day.
January 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Grumpy Cat has had a hard day.
Scaredy-Cat would like a word with you.
January 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Scaredy-Cat would like a word with you.
Americans can’t handle the truth.
My mother's had breast cancer, hip replacement, sepsis, fractured back, stroke, shingles, and cataracts.
My father had idiopathic nocturnal seizures, tachycardia, heart incidents, and cataracts.
Hospital bill?
Absolutely nothing.
American politicans are lying to you about American healthcare.
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My father had idiopathic nocturnal seizures, tachycardia, heart incidents, and cataracts.
Hospital bill?
Absolutely nothing.
American politicans are lying to you about American healthcare.
🏥
a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it and the words `` canadian content '' above it .
ALT: a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it and the words `` canadian content '' above it .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Americans can’t handle the truth.
We are living in the End Times.
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
We are living in the End Times.
Meanwhile, Americans sink ever deeper into debt while happily regurgitating insurance company lies, like, “But at least we don’t have to wait six months to see our doctor!”
Think about this the next time you have to pay $1,500.00 for a crown on your tooth, or $2,800.00 for a root canal.
Think about this the next time you have to pay $1,500.00 for a crown on your tooth, or $2,800.00 for a root canal.
Canadians
Dental Plan
In about 10 days, the majority of Canadians will be eligible for universal dental care
⬇️
Dental Plan
In about 10 days, the majority of Canadians will be eligible for universal dental care
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Canadian Dental Care Plan - Canada.ca
The Canadian Dental Care Plan (CDCP) will help cover some of the cost of various oral health care services for eligible Canadian residents.
www.canada.ca
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Meanwhile, Americans sink ever deeper into debt while happily regurgitating insurance company lies, like, “But at least we don’t have to wait six months to see our doctor!”
Think about this the next time you have to pay $1,500.00 for a crown on your tooth, or $2,800.00 for a root canal.
Think about this the next time you have to pay $1,500.00 for a crown on your tooth, or $2,800.00 for a root canal.
IF I WERE GOD
(a continuing series)
If I were God,
authors who write “If I was”
instead of “If I were”
would be locked in a 3rd-grade classroom and force-fed English grammar textbooks until they learned not just to write correctly, but even to poop in the subjunctive, indicative & imperative moods.
(a continuing series)
If I were God,
authors who write “If I was”
instead of “If I were”
would be locked in a 3rd-grade classroom and force-fed English grammar textbooks until they learned not just to write correctly, but even to poop in the subjunctive, indicative & imperative moods.
December 22, 2024 at 2:57 PM
IF I WERE GOD
(a continuing series)
If I were God,
authors who write “If I was”
instead of “If I were”
would be locked in a 3rd-grade classroom and force-fed English grammar textbooks until they learned not just to write correctly, but even to poop in the subjunctive, indicative & imperative moods.
(a continuing series)
If I were God,
authors who write “If I was”
instead of “If I were”
would be locked in a 3rd-grade classroom and force-fed English grammar textbooks until they learned not just to write correctly, but even to poop in the subjunctive, indicative & imperative moods.
Sad but true.
December 22, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Sad but true.
This might not mean much to you, but to me it feels awesome!
A big thank you to every one of you 100 wonderful people! ❤️
A big thank you to every one of you 100 wonderful people! ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This might not mean much to you, but to me it feels awesome!
A big thank you to every one of you 100 wonderful people! ❤️
A big thank you to every one of you 100 wonderful people! ❤️
It time for my favourite joke:
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from a duck.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from a duck.
December 21, 2024 at 2:05 PM
It time for my favourite joke:
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from a duck.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from a duck.
IF I WERE GOD
(an ongoing series)
If I were God
people who refuse to learn the difference between “less” & “fewer” & constantly use the wrong one
would be allowed fewer & fewer opportunities to post publicly, and progressively less access to social media
until they get it through their thick heads.
(an ongoing series)
If I were God
people who refuse to learn the difference between “less” & “fewer” & constantly use the wrong one
would be allowed fewer & fewer opportunities to post publicly, and progressively less access to social media
until they get it through their thick heads.
December 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
IF I WERE GOD
(an ongoing series)
If I were God
people who refuse to learn the difference between “less” & “fewer” & constantly use the wrong one
would be allowed fewer & fewer opportunities to post publicly, and progressively less access to social media
until they get it through their thick heads.
(an ongoing series)
If I were God
people who refuse to learn the difference between “less” & “fewer” & constantly use the wrong one
would be allowed fewer & fewer opportunities to post publicly, and progressively less access to social media
until they get it through their thick heads.