Last Saturday I had the pleasure of attending an Edgar Allan Poe Speakeasy event (with cocktails!) in Portland, Maine. My friends and I had so much fun! The vibes were immaculate 🦇☠️🐦‍⬛ Has anyone else on here been to one?

My best friend of 20+ yrs sent me this in a text today 😂 I have so many questions. Is this supposed to be Tom Selleck? Is this a birthday cake? A Valentines cake? An attempt at reconciliation? I must know!

My son insisted we play chess before 7am. Sweet, but my dude, I am half asleep...

The Trump administration is so averse to "wokeness" not because they care about traditional values, but because they can steal from comatose people.

This is a whole mood. Thanks to my kids for this one.