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JM Florent
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Just imagine it as wet bread with butter and it all makes sense.
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve lived near some amazing libraries over the years. Berkeley, San Francisco, Singapore; all amazing. My current library lends baking pans, board games (recent ones), video games (ps5, switch), movies (the ones that streamer dropped), everything. Would move if my libraries disappeared.
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I’m just curious if that’s what you told the cake decorator, or if that’s what they’re telling you
May 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Congratulations. Being a Chief Scientist of anything doesn’t just fall into your lap.
May 18, 2024 at 11:01 AM
+1 not a cat photo
May 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
iPhone: do you want to enable location services with this app
RudyG: sure
Feds: gotcha
May 18, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Male otters: I’ll eat anything
Female otters: Oysters on the half-shell only please
May 18, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Could gave backed all of that up on a $2000 qnap or synology
May 18, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Admit it, you’re just going to the woods to mess with Sasquatch spotters
May 17, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Didn’t say nothing about silvered non-magical ones being out of stock
May 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
So dated, not married and paying forever alimony
May 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
IRL:
Spend one forever stamp and send a letter to Google and Microsoft for all their data.
May 17, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I’m pretty sure that’s part of the account verification process on eBay.
May 17, 2024 at 7:47 PM
What’s the conflict if it’s in both their interests. Oh, you meant with being impartial and not profiting from public office. Got it, my bad.
May 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Hanging a flag upside down fits at least three of the early signs of Alzheimer’s www.alz.org/alzheimers-d...
Know the 10 Signs of Alzheimer's Disease
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May 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Kids : Free
For everything else there’s Mastercard
April 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
He won the Republican vote. Do any other votes count?
April 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Movies: antagonists
TV: antagonists
Music: drummers
April 29, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Wait, you drove a truck off-road??? But it’s just a commuter car for people whose glory days are behind them. Also the mud with cover the precious mocking bumper sticker on the back
April 28, 2024 at 11:40 AM