J Metzler
@jmetzler.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, scholar. Is this where we’re all hanging out now?
I saw Inland Empire at Cornell and took someone who had never seen Lynch anything. Afterward she was like, “Why did you do that do me?” 😂
January 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I saw Inland Empire at Cornell and took someone who had never seen Lynch anything. Afterward she was like, “Why did you do that do me?” 😂
This description of January speaks to my soul.
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This description of January speaks to my soul.
I did this with pumpkin pie tonight. Fingers crossed!
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I did this with pumpkin pie tonight. Fingers crossed!
I like it. It says, “somebody’s future grandparent is saving this for posterity / to bring out when giving an oral history of these troubled times 50 years from now”
November 5, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I like it. It says, “somebody’s future grandparent is saving this for posterity / to bring out when giving an oral history of these troubled times 50 years from now”
Those are pretty sweet.
November 5, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Those are pretty sweet.
Rhode Island! The image is of the State House. It’s no Michigan werewolf, but it’s a’right.
November 5, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Rhode Island! The image is of the State House. It’s no Michigan werewolf, but it’s a’right.
Where I am all shifts are like this (you work from poll open to poll close) due to rules around ballot handling. The senior citizen volunteers at my polling place are hard core.
November 5, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Where I am all shifts are like this (you work from poll open to poll close) due to rules around ballot handling. The senior citizen volunteers at my polling place are hard core.
A polydactyl! Keep that one—it is either a witch, a good sailor, or a Hemingway aficionado.
November 4, 2024 at 3:51 PM
A polydactyl! Keep that one—it is either a witch, a good sailor, or a Hemingway aficionado.
Return address label provided by a nonprofit organization to which you’ve never given money.
November 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Return address label provided by a nonprofit organization to which you’ve never given money.
That version made it onto heavy rotation during morning announcements in my middle school. Everyone hated it because we had to stand and it was the longest of all versions. Our principal was similarly moved by it.
October 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
That version made it onto heavy rotation during morning announcements in my middle school. Everyone hated it because we had to stand and it was the longest of all versions. Our principal was similarly moved by it.
Reminder: you should have started teaching on Zoom 45 minutes ago.
October 8, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Reminder: you should have started teaching on Zoom 45 minutes ago.
False Fall is here.
September 8, 2024 at 4:42 PM
False Fall is here.