"Folks, I just had a tremendous call with the leaders of the Congo. Great people, really. They invited me to join their national dance -very exclusive. I said, absolutely. I love the Congo! I've always been great at the conga line. I might even lead it. No one congas better than me. Believe me."

NASA also announced they will be firing all deep-sea drillers hired to destroy asteroids

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