the smartest move here is probably to get some contact. if we've got speed on second, we could tie it.

but is the baby christian christian? has it already accepted jesus to be its savior? or has it only been christened or baptized? and i guess that brings up the question of its denomination.

if it's anywhere near the strike zone, i can't take a pitch with two strikes. even bunting is a risk. imagine i just get a piece of the christian baby and it goes foul. then i've hit a christian baby and gotten out. but even swinging away, i doubt i could get the loft to carry it out of the park

what's the count?

Remember the one where they got the stock tip and it went up and up and for a moment they experience the high life, but then it crashed?