Just found out I'm entitled to 0.000002% of a $1.5 billion USD lawsuit...

Huge thanks to the authors and legal team who made this happen. AI companies who steal from creatives must be punished for their transgressions.

Authors check the database here: anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com

Happy #Spooktober everybody! If you're looking for a surreal, darkly comedic thriller to add to your reading list the audiobook version of my novel Rumors of Her Death just came out today! It's available on all the usual audio platforms, but my favourite is @libro.fm

libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

People keep saying Trump is acting like Nero fiddling as Rome burns, which is COMPLETELY unfair!!!

Everyone knows he has no musical ability.

"Sorry Daddy, it was an accident."

- My daughter, after grabbing the shopping list, scribbling all over it, scrunching it up, running down the hall while laughing manically and then smashing it into the rubbish bin.

Just survived seven hours trapped inside with two small children and no power, phone or internet...

#TCalfred

The artist formerly known as Tropical...

#tcalfred

I'm just a boy, standing in front of yet another social media site, asking it not to descend into bullshit and fascism.