I suppose I sound like a full-on commie here but, I think you pretty quickly arrive at some questions over whether journalism and capitalism can coexist

"People aren't dumb" has gotta be a weird thing to say as a Republican. Like, if that's true, your entire political project is roadkill

This is true, but there's also a phalanx of 57 year old lesbians who hold down these jobs and spare a lot of us from having to interact with those chuds. They are true American heroes.

Was sweating this one hard to see if anyone said Tip Drill