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Dazzling Rhine Jive Click
Look everyone look what insane cool swag @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social sent me from Japan. Glenn you are the mantis
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
im doing #SecretSantaAoNZ and haven't given any clues but here are some:
- i live in northland
- i have 2 kids, 2 cats
- i get on wine
- i work from home making little bits of the internet talk to other bits
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Hieronymus Brrrtz
Londoners baffled by bizarre Christmas mural.

At first glance the suspected AI-generated mural seems to depict a crowd enjoying the festive season. But closer inspection reveals a disturbing array of figures including people with warped faces and dogs with the heads of birds
u.afp.com/SnCD
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
iRespectSimpson
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Was gearing up to watch One bungle after another or whatever it’s called but it’s 3 hours long. PTA have a heart god damn it
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Come to the frog bar in the next hour if you want an ass kicking
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
What a time to get back into true anon
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
god bless you 'commit full', the tru mvp of junos commands
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It’s looking like I’m going to be too sick to make it to Blood Incantation so keep an eye out for 1x free ticket :(
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Declined to sign the AI note taking waver at the GPs today and they looked at me like I was from outer space
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
since you get datamined 24/7 and have to take your shoes off at the airport anyway, we should be allowed to get silly with passport photos
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
listening to no age - nouns and thinking about having a teapot at cassette 9

:')
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
how to fix broken toe
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toe still hurts how long
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Where da hell is da beehive
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Random confluence of lads in welly and we all agreed @brdge.bsky.social is mantis/the mantis
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m the modern man. I fly down to a conference with a ticket then just watch it from my hotel on stream
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It was sunny as in Auckland and Wellington has betrayed me once more
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Didn’t see this much hullabaloo for the mayor of Invercargill just saying
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
they need to find a dog who likes fireworks to go on the news. for balance
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Was digging through my receipts and found probably the most consequential order of my whole life (April 19, 2020). Full James starter pack
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by james
"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Where should I eat dinner in Wellington 3 nights this week go
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
tonight for tea we had prawn cocktail, chicken nibbles and rum n cokes. the dream of the 1980s is well alive in northland
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
love to see a baleful eye
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM